My mom amuses the shit out of me some days

[dc_kat]

Zombies...
  You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Mom -

1. An Uzi (With lots of ammo so she can "head shot each one of them little mother fuckers on my way")
2.  She's Got Legs - ZZ Top
3. Either John McClaine from Die Hard or Riggs from

Comments

[keiran_akuma]

1. P-90 w/Reflex Sight and a duffel full of ammo.
2. "Heat of the Moment" by Asia. Lets be honest. Shooting zombies to that song would be hysterical.
3. Lucius Giovanni

[dc_kat]

If they are a zombie, do they have souls to steal?

[senketsken]

Nope, shambling hordes dont have them.

[natsumiquarra]

Three things:
1. My mother is the shiznit.
2. In no way am I ever doing this freaking meme.
3. I'd totally go with Dragonforce. Seriously.

[longshot27]

1. Chainsaw.

2. Anything off of Sixteen Stone, but probably Everything Zen - amazing how good Bush is for zombie killing music.

3. Andre the Giant (were he still with us). May be slow, but no zombie horde is swarming him.

[nerdorking]

dude Andre the giant? your just begging for some epic final boss showdown with a 500 pound zombie.

[longshot27]

That sounds like a good finale.

[tweeds101]

1. Dual 50 anti-aircraft turret mount on the back of a big truck (or rigged to wheels and an engine)

2. Power Rangers Theme Song

3. Burt Gummer from Tremors (he always comes prepared!)

[luckyirishjohn]

1. A .50 cal machine gun
2. Down with the Sickness - Disturbed
3. Ted Nugent