My mom amuses the shit out of me some days
Zombies...
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.
Mom -
1. An Uzi (With lots of ammo so she can "head shot each one of them little mother fuckers on my way")
2. She's Got Legs - ZZ Top
3. Either John McClaine from Die Hard or Riggs from Lethal Weapon
Me -
1. Combat Shotgun that holds 12 rounds
2. Kick Some Ass - Stroke 9
3. Superman mother fuckers. Zombies can't use Kryptonite!
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.
Mom -
1. An Uzi (With lots of ammo so she can "head shot each one of them little mother fuckers on my way")
2. She's Got Legs - ZZ Top
3. Either John McClaine from Die Hard or Riggs from Lethal Weapon
Me -
1. Combat Shotgun that holds 12 rounds
2. Kick Some Ass - Stroke 9
3. Superman mother fuckers. Zombies can't use Kryptonite!