ACK THANK YOU. I WAS SO BOTHERED BECAUSE I FORGOT STEVE CARELL'S CHARACTER ON THE OFFICE AND HIS NAME WAS BOTHERING ME LIKE WHOA AND I ALMOST COULDN'T SLEEP TONIGHT, BUT NOT REALLY.
"THAT TREE HAS TO GO" You can't even make stuff this good up, you know. You really can't.
The Michael Scott School of Hard Knocks! Am just saying. I'M GLAD I ASSUAGED YOUR FAULTY MEMORY. (I don't think I used "assuaged" correctly in that sentences, but whatevs.)
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE AWESOME OF MICHAEL REENACTING PARTS OF HIS OWN SPEC SCRIPT, "THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT"
Heeeeee!!! Jack Bauer would totally kick "Dwigt"-- er Special Agent Jackie Chan's ass. :p (And whatever happened to the Jim, Pam and Dwight in a Motel 6 idea you had? That was awesome.)
And OMG, write the DW fic...you know you want to. ;)
Dwight would be all "I can take you DOWN" and Jack would be all "...I escaped from Chinese prison and also kidnapped the President of the United States. I don't have time for this shit."
(Oh, that still exists in my brain. Somewhere. I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale. I KNOW I'M WEIRD.)
I KNOW, I TOTALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS FIC. But there are... BABIES. AGAIN. I feel dirty and wrong.
Bonus points if Dwight got out of the situation using some kind of sci-fi tactic he learned on BSG or something. :p
I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale.
Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean. Because fic is at least in part a form of wish fulfillment and...if your wish was fulfilled, what's the point? :p
But there are... BABIES. AGAIN.
But DUDE..."Three" was THE best Jack/Kate fic I've EVER read. :D It was SO much more than just baby!fic. You know that. :) If anything, that proves you could tackle this topic and do it well. :D
I'm actually thinking of something quasi-Indian Jones, where Dwight tries to bust out his stick-fighting techniques that he learned from Stargate and Jack lets him play for a little bit before Tasering him or something. And then there's a cut to Jim's interview, where he's all ".....yeah, I feel kind of bad about this now" and another cut back to Dwight writhing around on the floor.
I mean. I LOVE DWIGHT.
(But... right now, I'm seriously in a place where there's an alternate universe were Rose has Timelord babies. I FEEL SO WRONG ABOUT THIS)
Heh. How about that. I wonder if he's still here, and if I can stalk him. Of course, that would imply I knew what he looked like... Yeah, two semesters of tabloid reading didn't really help.
Of course, that would imply I knew what he looked like... omg SERIOUSLY? He looks like... well, he looks like Kiefer Sutherland and also his dad, Donald. It's kind of creepy how much he looks like his dad.
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ACK THANK YOU. I WAS SO BOTHERED BECAUSE I FORGOT STEVE CARELL'S CHARACTER ON THE OFFICE AND HIS NAME WAS BOTHERING ME LIKE WHOA AND I ALMOST COULDN'T SLEEP TONIGHT, BUT NOT REALLY.
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The Michael Scott School of Hard Knocks! Am just saying. I'M GLAD I ASSUAGED YOUR FAULTY MEMORY. (I don't think I used "assuaged" correctly in that sentences, but whatevs.)
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I would like that. A whole lot.
I don't think I used "assuaged" correctly in that sentences, but whatevs.
It's okay, at the moment, ican't remember what it means.
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Heeeeee!!! Jack Bauer would totally kick "Dwigt"-- er Special Agent Jackie Chan's ass. :p (And whatever happened to the Jim, Pam and Dwight in a Motel 6 idea you had? That was awesome.)
And OMG, write the DW fic...you know you want to. ;)
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(Oh, that still exists in my brain. Somewhere. I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale. I KNOW I'M WEIRD.)
I KNOW, I TOTALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS FIC. But there are... BABIES. AGAIN. I feel dirty and wrong.
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Bonus points if Dwight got out of the situation using some kind of sci-fi tactic he learned on BSG or something. :p
I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale.
Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean. Because fic is at least in part a form of wish fulfillment and...if your wish was fulfilled, what's the point? :p
But there are... BABIES. AGAIN.
But DUDE..."Three" was THE best Jack/Kate fic I've EVER read. :D It was SO much more than just baby!fic. You know that. :) If anything, that proves you could tackle this topic and do it well. :D
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I mean. I LOVE DWIGHT.
(But... right now, I'm seriously in a place where there's an alternate universe were Rose has Timelord babies. I FEEL SO WRONG ABOUT THIS)
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omg SERIOUSLY? He looks like... well, he looks like Kiefer Sutherland and also his dad, Donald. It's kind of creepy how much he looks like his dad.
*uses Kiefer icon to illustrate*
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The trick is, I let myself go years ago. It explains how I've developed into a chain-smoking alcoholic crack baby. (Ok, metaphorical chain-smoking.)
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