CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE AWESOME OF MICHAEL REENACTING PARTS OF HIS OWN SPEC SCRIPT, "THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT"
Heeeeee!!! Jack Bauer would totally kick "Dwigt"-- er Special Agent Jackie Chan's ass. :p (And whatever happened to the Jim, Pam and Dwight in a Motel 6 idea you had? That was awesome.)
And OMG, write the DW fic...you know you want to. ;)
Dwight would be all "I can take you DOWN" and Jack would be all "...I escaped from Chinese prison and also kidnapped the President of the United States. I don't have time for this shit."
(Oh, that still exists in my brain. Somewhere. I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale. I KNOW I'M WEIRD.)
I KNOW, I TOTALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS FIC. But there are... BABIES. AGAIN. I feel dirty and wrong.
Bonus points if Dwight got out of the situation using some kind of sci-fi tactic he learned on BSG or something. :p
I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale.
Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean. Because fic is at least in part a form of wish fulfillment and...if your wish was fulfilled, what's the point? :p
But there are... BABIES. AGAIN.
But DUDE..."Three" was THE best Jack/Kate fic I've EVER read. :D It was SO much more than just baby!fic. You know that. :) If anything, that proves you could tackle this topic and do it well. :D
I'm actually thinking of something quasi-Indian Jones, where Dwight tries to bust out his stick-fighting techniques that he learned from Stargate and Jack lets him play for a little bit before Tasering him or something. And then there's a cut to Jim's interview, where he's all ".....yeah, I feel kind of bad about this now" and another cut back to Dwight writhing around on the floor.
I mean. I LOVE DWIGHT.
(But... right now, I'm seriously in a place where there's an alternate universe were Rose has Timelord babies. I FEEL SO WRONG ABOUT THIS)
Just wanted to say...TIMELORD BABIES! Oh yes, it can be done. (Actually, the one DW baby!fic I read was last year, and while I adore age difference 'ships, it just...wasn't as believable as it might be NOW. ;)
And then there's a cut to Jim's interview, where he's all ".....yeah, I feel kind of bad about this now" and another cut back to Dwight writhing around on the floor.
Heeeeee!!! Jack Bauer would totally kick "Dwigt"-- er Special Agent Jackie Chan's ass. :p (And whatever happened to the Jim, Pam and Dwight in a Motel 6 idea you had? That was awesome.)
And OMG, write the DW fic...you know you want to. ;)
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(Oh, that still exists in my brain. Somewhere. I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale. I KNOW I'M WEIRD.)
I KNOW, I TOTALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS FIC. But there are... BABIES. AGAIN. I feel dirty and wrong.
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Bonus points if Dwight got out of the situation using some kind of sci-fi tactic he learned on BSG or something. :p
I have this weird thing where I can't write potentially canon-useful fic after a nebulous canon period like a season finale.
Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean. Because fic is at least in part a form of wish fulfillment and...if your wish was fulfilled, what's the point? :p
But there are... BABIES. AGAIN.
But DUDE..."Three" was THE best Jack/Kate fic I've EVER read. :D It was SO much more than just baby!fic. You know that. :) If anything, that proves you could tackle this topic and do it well. :D
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I mean. I LOVE DWIGHT.
(But... right now, I'm seriously in a place where there's an alternate universe were Rose has Timelord babies. I FEEL SO WRONG ABOUT THIS)
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And then there's a cut to Jim's interview, where he's all ".....yeah, I feel kind of bad about this now" and another cut back to Dwight writhing around on the floor.
And this is just vintage "Office." :)
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