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"dance on fire as it intends
music is your only friend"I've been making mean commentary on the lyrical capabilities of a few people for a while. Every so often they grab one of my half-assed, spur of the moment poems from livejournal and thrust it in my face as an example of why they are better than me. Katie is one of those people. Now, I can ( Read more... )

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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% Stability |||||||||||||| 56% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Empathy |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||| 30% Religious |||||||||||||||| 63% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% ( Read more... )