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dave_littler

The newdog15 Proudly Presents.... Every Yesterday is Someone Else's Tomorrow

Aug 07, 2009 16:31

After a five month long wait, I have ready to present to you, o lovers of ribaldry and pornography as mixed unto a single pasty consistency, and offering which I take singular pleasure both in having created, and in now presenting to you. By all means, enjoy.

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Comments 27

colsanders August 8 2009, 00:09:35 UTC

A freak in the head is a freak in the bed.

hahaha. I died laughing.
I miss the verbose vernacular and constant insults of past comics but nevertheless, it's awesome. Great story.

dave_littler August 8 2009, 23:15:28 UTC

Well, I try to mix it up, rather than retreading the same territory; it would be so very easy for me to write EVERYTHING I write using the same sort of verbiage as I used in "It's a Wonderful Incest" or "A Kentucky Barmaid in the Court of King Louis XIII", but resting on my laurels that way isn't my way.

Of course, if I want to write everyone that way, I have "The Curse of the Rhino King" (more on that soon enough...!)

This time, I figured my characters would be "dirty truck-stop chick", "pussy-whipped asshole", and "confused, time-travelling new-wave radical feminist."

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dave_littler August 9 2009, 00:04:00 UTC

And this time, in a more literal sense than usual!

nerdfury August 8 2009, 01:07:27 UTC

Oh, that was fucking hilarious! And most certainly would have been better than the original!

Moments that came closest to me losing my shit (and coffee):

- VAGINA NOISE!
- Sploo!
- Snoo! Squeem! Borf! Gink!
- Temporally-displaced science-spawned pseudo-gina.
- Heavens to betsy!

dave_littler August 8 2009, 23:11:06 UTC

Yes, I do have fun coming up with awesome sexing noises. Once again, fuck onomatopoeia in the ass with a razor dildo.

juliamon August 8 2009, 01:59:36 UTC

These never fail to entertain. Wonderful job!

tashiri_410 August 8 2009, 09:13:59 UTC

omg so nsfw.

(for some reason, that means i won't read it in a cyber-cafe, but at university, first thing monday morning! how is that sensical?)

dave_littler August 8 2009, 23:09:09 UTC

Well, I suppose it depends upon where you work. At a porn shop, this would be fine fare. :)

This having been said, anything with the "Newdog15" tag can automatically be assumed to be NSFW in the traditional sense.

This having been said, I hope you enjoy it when you read it, and look forwards to hearing from you to this effect.