The newdog15 Proudly Presents.... Every Yesterday is Someone Else's Tomorrow

[dave_littler]

After a five month long wait, I have ready to present to you, o lovers of ribaldry and pornography as mixed unto a single pasty consistency, and offering which I take singular pleasure both in having created, and in now presenting to you. By all means, enjoy.

Comments

[dave_littler]

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm usually pretty loath to include references in my comedy, but I figured using something as bizarre and obscure as this was a sort of meta level joke in itself, and thus justified.

This having been said, I'm glad someone got it. :D

[fire_storm]

What did I just read and why is it so damn funny?

[dave_littler]

Well, goodness! If you haven't already done so, I would recommend you click the "Newdog15" tag on this entry and check out my other eight-or-so re-writes. I believe it will answer both questions with all due clarity.

[dave_littler]

And indeed, the "comedy" tag, more generally.

[johhnymayhem]

My surgically-mutilated penis clitoral-analogue is a precious and delicate flower! A sacred chalice!

lolcopter

Vagina noise again! lol..

Brilliant.

[dave_littler]

Yeah, "vagina noise" and other abuses of onomatopoeia has become one of my running gags. I feel a little guilty about going back to that well so often, but people always seem to enjoy it, and I don't lean on it too heavily as a joke; it's more like a texture to the works. :)

[johhnymayhem]

Yeah. Like here, it was only ever in the background.. obviously never part of the intricate hilarious plot. Subtle, not obvious. *nod*

[dave_littler]

Although! I felt I managed to amplify and expand-upon it with "in case you forgot" in page 14 there. :)

Epic

[anonymous]

Kyndra said i should look at this and im so glad she did. Its fucking brilliant dude. I take my hat off to you(if i was wearing one)

Re: Epic

[dave_littler]

Well, let that be a lesson to you: acquire a hat for yourself and wear it frequently so that if you should happen to want to remove it, you will have the opportunity to do so.

You've outdone yourself

[anonymous]

This is my new favorite of your works, which is saying something as the previous contenders for that title were "A Kentucky Barmaid" and "Luck be a Receptacle for my poisonous world-destroying seed tonight", so double-kudos to you!

Re: You've outdone yourself

[dave_littler]

Well, credit in this instance goes as much to me as to my friend Colin, but on both of our behalfs, I thank you.