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Salvation timewaster89 December 8 2008, 18:25:25 UTC
I know it's late, but I've heard so much about your sporking of Salvation, and I was really hoping that I could read it. I have always hated the character of Victoria (not to mention that I have an incredibly bad history with people of the same name), and I would really love to read it.

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Re: Salvation das_mervin December 11 2008, 01:17:57 UTC
Hey, sorry to get back to you so late!

Well, you can definitely read "Salvation" if you friend my journal. You can defriend when you're done, if you don't want my inane babbling cluttering up your flist, since I do babble a LOT. :) But, unfortunately, I keep anything by Gethsemane locked because I don't want her to find it--she's the type who sends minions to your doorstep, and I really don't need that.

Thanks! I hope you enjoy it!

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Thanks! peterchayward December 22 2008, 14:26:37 UTC
Hey, I'd love to read your "sporking" of Twilight if I could!

I was actually originally linked here to read Rose Potter, but I couldn't see that anywhere?

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Re: Thanks! das_mervin December 22 2008, 18:10:03 UTC
Hey, there. :) If you want to read the "Twilight" review, just friend the journal. It's one of the ones I keep flocked for fear of people who are fans to come down on my head and attack me.

Actually, Rose Potter is not here. It's Airhead I'm currently posting on this journal. Rose Potter is over on JournalFen--everything's unlocked, and you don't need to be a member of that site to read any of them. Everything's in the memories, and it's mostly scripting and quoting until Years 5 and 6, when I started really sporking them. I did every bit of Rose Potter written, so don't worry about Year 6 only reaching chapter 7--that's as far as the Suethor got as well.

Rose Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Rose Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Rose Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Rose Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Rose Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rose Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceThanks for stopping by, and I hope you really enjoy the Rose Potter scripts and the Twilight reviews! I'll be starting New Moon back up shortly ( ... )

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Re: Thanks! timewaster89 January 12 2009, 06:21:41 UTC
Am I the only one who thinks that Rose Potter was on hiatus, because the Suethor got arrested? Seriously, the guy described 12 year olds as having the bodies of adults! If that's not a pedophile, I don't know what is! Maybe it's just wishful thinking.

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Re: Thanks! das_mervin January 12 2009, 21:40:39 UTC
Ah, ah, ah.

My dear.

Have you, by chance, ever heard of "Hogwarts Exposed"?

Because I am a kind soul, here's the sporked version of the first fic, chapter by chapter. A group effort--there was no other way to do it.

If you manage to make it through some of that, allow me to boggle you further by telling you that there are a total of FOUR fics in this series, and that each fic gets worse, and this last fic he's in the middle of is getting worse with each CHAPTER.

So, in conclusion? No--Halcyon isn't a pedophile. He's just a power-hungry little loser. Neil, on the other hand...

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southerngaelic January 11 2009, 13:36:14 UTC
Hiya Merv :) Happy New Year.

Read the last Gethsemane fic, "Sins of the Father." Got a bad cold so my head's a bit fuzzy, but I do remember thinking two things:

1) The opening paragraph. It's like Victoria and Sweeney haven't aged AT ALL, despite having three grown-ass children. Gross.

2) I hope Sweeney uses some strong disinfectant to wipe down his barbing chair (y'know...where the customers SIT), given how many times he and Vic have boinked on it.

I wonder if she's going to finish it. Not that you can't guess how it'll pan out.

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das_mervin January 11 2009, 19:57:39 UTC
1) Ageing is for losers who AREN'T Gethsemane. This is the same person who talks about how OLD she is at 26 on her journal over at DeviantArt. No joke.

2) Eh, it's the 1800s. They don't care. ;D

Yeah, I'm hoping she'll finish it, but she's mentioning rewriting it, which makes me wail in despair--because that means I'll have to spork it ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

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timewaster89 January 12 2009, 05:25:43 UTC
Speaking of Sins of the Father, I just sporked the first chapter. Hope you like it.

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southerngaelic January 14 2009, 13:56:46 UTC
You know what would make her rewrite even more capslock-inducey? If it turns out that all the drama and badness in the Todd family is because of the vengeful ghosts of Lucy and Mrs. Lovett combining forces. And then the Sue would come and use the aura of her True, Pure Love for Sweeney to defeat them both and ram it even further down our throats that SHE IS SWEENEY'S FUCKBUNNY AND NO ONE ELSE'S YA HEAR?

...You can tell I'm loopy from the drugs I'm taking for my cold, right? ;P

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panda_puppet January 13 2009, 07:52:31 UTC
hey. long time lurker of your work. i've read all of Child of Grace you've done, and most of Rose Potter. YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS!

I would love to read your take on Twilight so I hope you don't mind a random stranger friending you. ^_^

Keep up the fantastic work.

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das_mervin January 13 2009, 20:07:03 UTC
Oh my. *blushes* Thank you!

I don't mind at all! The more the merrier for me. :) And I usually friend back, so I hope YOU don't mind if I friend you in return. :D

Thanks! I'll try to!

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ts_wing October 6 2009, 11:47:14 UTC
Hi, I've just finished recovering from reading Mrs. Hyde's final, heroic entry in the Midnight Sun epic marathon of epicness, and someone in the comments mentioned your fic "Blue Hour"? I'd very much want to get to read about Your!Edward, so do you mind if I friend you? Thank you.

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das_mervin October 6 2009, 16:43:03 UTC
Hey there. :) I'm glad you enjoyed her tearing MS apart.

The fic is actually "The Darkest Hour", the one posted up there at the end of the TOC, and if you enjoyed MS, then this one will be for you. I will friend you immediately so you can check it out! TDH is linked right there, under the Twilight recaps, and if you look over at the tags, there should be one called "revamp: the blue hour", wherein we posted two teaser chapters for that fic, as it's not near completed yet.

Happy reading, and happy friending!

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ts_wing October 7 2009, 17:11:48 UTC
*squee*

Thank you!

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