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( The Ariana Black Series )

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clio_1 January 21 2010, 10:13:56 UTC

I read your sporking of Rose Potter at the HMS STFU and loved it, so I hope you don't mind that I'm friending you :).

das_mervin January 22 2010, 01:55:18 UTC

Thank you! I don't mind at all. :D

Question timewaster89 February 28 2010, 22:51:38 UTC

I've only seen the Lord of the Rings movies and I've never read the books. Would I still be able to enjoy your Lord of the Rings sporks, or would I have to read the books to enjoy them?

Re: Question das_mervin February 28 2010, 22:54:08 UTC

You wouldn't have to read the books--most of the fics we sporked were done in movie-verse.

Re: Question timewaster89 February 28 2010, 23:05:59 UTC

Okay, thank you.

maiskorn March 1 2010, 14:08:55 UTC

Hey!

I have suffered through the Twilight books to finally see what my friends love about it so dearly (I still don't), and your sporkings have provided me with some literary catharsis that I needed after these horrible, horrible books. They're really entertaining! (Your sporkings, that is, not the Twilight Trainwreck.)
I would love to see your movie review of New Moon, but the link doesn't work for me. Is it flocked?

(Also, I've friended you, I hope you don't mind; I only later realized I should probably ask in this post first.)

das_mervin March 1 2010, 17:09:34 UTC

I'm very happy to be providing you with entertainment. :) As I'm sure you saw, I kind of did the same thing, but was mostly trying to legitimize my already budding hatred of the books--because it's not right to despise something you haven't read, you have no basis for dissing it.

Yes, that one is flocked because of the means by which I saw it. You'll understand when you read it--however, I have friended you back now, so you should be able to see it now.

And if I may be so bold--you will also be able to see "The Darkest Hour" as well. That is a rewrite of Twilight done by my esteemed cohort, Mrs. Hyde, and I pimp it at every turn because it is a wonderful, well-written, and heartbreaking story that will leave you emotionally wrung out and exhausted by the end. And it's full of subtext, too. Can't go wrong with that.

maiskorn March 2 2010, 16:20:40 UTC

Yes, I noticed. That was one of my reasons, too, I have to admit. Now, finally we can hate on Twilight with real reasons!

I can, thank you, and I have commented. Oh Michael Sheen, why do you have to drag me into all these vampire movies? What's a poor fangirl to do. At least you could have taken your shirt off, you did that in Underworld... (Which, compared to Twilight, rises from "fun, but flawed movie" to "the next Citizen Kane")

Thanks for the recommendation, I'll be sure to check it out! Twilight had interesting ideas that I would like to see a talented writer explore.

Stand in characters tsukasabuddha May 11 2010, 01:00:09 UTC

I loved your dissections of the Twilight series. But Sands, was he in another fic with Snape? Where is he from?

Re: Stand in characters zelda_queen May 15 2010, 04:17:09 UTC

Sands is from a movie called "Once Upon A Time In Mexico". I haven't seen it, but from what I've gathered he's a psychotic CIA agent who gets his eyes drilled out. He and Snape first sporked together in "Harry Potter and the Fall of a Dark Lord".

Re: Stand in characters chainfyre June 11 2010, 12:32:29 UTC

The movie is very good. I actually ended up watching it because of Mervin's use of Sands here.

I'm far too curious for my own good. On the other hand, the word 'fuckmook' is now in my vocabulary for ever.

Re: Stand in characters zelda_queen June 11 2010, 14:13:23 UTC

Yeah, I've seen a few clips of it on YouTube. ^^ Johnny Depp is made of win.

Don't know where else to post this.... slutz101 June 8 2010, 19:47:56 UTC

I'm a lurker, been following your recaps for a while (LOVE).
I've friended you, but is there any way I can see the Flocked posts? I understand you don't know me, so if there's anything up here f-locked for privacy, I'll wait :) I just wanted to ask, if I could see them--I've read everything else I can, and am looking for more.

Re: Don't know where else to post this.... das_mervin June 8 2010, 19:54:08 UTC

I am so sorry! I normally friend anyone who friends me--I have now friended you. :) You can now read everything up there that is flocked. I just started Bree Tanner, so you can read along with us now. :D Thank you--I'm glad I bring some laughs. :D