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Re: Thanks! das_mervin December 22 2008, 18:10:03 UTC
Hey, there. :) If you want to read the "Twilight" review, just friend the journal. It's one of the ones I keep flocked for fear of people who are fans to come down on my head and attack me.

Actually, Rose Potter is not here. It's Airhead I'm currently posting on this journal. Rose Potter is over on JournalFen--everything's unlocked, and you don't need to be a member of that site to read any of them. Everything's in the memories, and it's mostly scripting and quoting until Years 5 and 6, when I started really sporking them. I did every bit of Rose Potter written, so don't worry about Year 6 only reaching chapter 7--that's as far as the Suethor got as well.

Rose Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Rose Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Rose Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Rose Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Rose Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rose Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you really enjoy the Rose Potter scripts and the Twilight reviews! I'll be starting New Moon back up shortly after the holidays are over.

Thanks again!

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Re: Thanks! timewaster89 January 12 2009, 06:21:41 UTC
Am I the only one who thinks that Rose Potter was on hiatus, because the Suethor got arrested? Seriously, the guy described 12 year olds as having the bodies of adults! If that's not a pedophile, I don't know what is! Maybe it's just wishful thinking.

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Re: Thanks! das_mervin January 12 2009, 21:40:39 UTC
Ah, ah, ah.

My dear.

Have you, by chance, ever heard of "Hogwarts Exposed"?

Because I am a kind soul, here's the sporked version of the first fic, chapter by chapter. A group effort--there was no other way to do it.

If you manage to make it through some of that, allow me to boggle you further by telling you that there are a total of FOUR fics in this series, and that each fic gets worse, and this last fic he's in the middle of is getting worse with each CHAPTER.

So, in conclusion? No--Halcyon isn't a pedophile. He's just a power-hungry little loser. Neil, on the other hand...

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Re: Thanks! timewaster89 January 14 2009, 03:41:03 UTC
Well, the Suethor at least needs serious therapy, along with anyone else who thinks Rose Potter is the ideal heroine. As for reading Hogwarts Exposed, I'll get it to after I finish reading your sporkings of Ariana Black and Rose Potter (with a wastebasket in my lap). The former reminds me of Lana Lang from Smallville. If you've never seen Smallville, here's the info.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuritySue

Just scroll down to the live action tv section and you'll find her.

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