Working in a Law Firm whose main business is intellectual property related, this is the type of humor that gets emailed around...

(Anyone who has ever read a patent's claim language will understand. --D.Ex.)

How a Patent Prosecution Attorney would have written it:

'Twas The Night Before Christmas'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period ( Read more... )

This is from the opening segment of SNL a few months ago when Senator McCain was the host:



And again on the "Weekend Update" segment:


And this one is from 2002 when McCain was responding to Barbara Streisand's attacks on his policies:
McCain - Streisand

I like it when the ladies tell me that they love my wood. :P

This may or may not be safe for work...

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Ok, "cold" by San Diego standards, anyways... it's only 60 degrees fahrenheit downtown.

...Which reminds me of a cute little story about a baby polar bear cub:

Cub: Mommy, am I a real polar bear?
Mama: Why, heavens, dear... yes, of course you are.
Cub: Are you sure?
Mama: Well... you have white fur... large paws for walking across the snow... ( Read more... )

Duncan Hunter sent this letter to Hillary Clinton today:

November 29, 2007

Dear Senator Clinton,

Regarding the "plant", retired Brig. Gen. Keith H. Kerr, that you sent to ask me the question at the CNN-YouTube debate last night in Florida …

Send more!!!

Merry Christmas,
Duncan Hunter

[Big Grin!]

At a street corner in Downtown San Diego, waiting for the light to change:

Guy 1: "Geesh... you can't swing a stick without hitting a comic book fan."

Guy 2: "Sounds like fun."

Guy 1: [Funny look]

Guy 2: "I mean the convention... not hitting people with a sticks."

Al Gore was touting his "Live Aid" as a global event spanning seven continents....

So which band(s) got screwed into going to Antarctica to perform? [chuckle]

Pre-meeting banter before a particular SciFi group's meeting:

(The name of the person speaking will not be revealed - but some might guess)"So he asked me, 'Why is it that the only people stepping up to help [with our convention] are from Southern California and Canada?' and I answered him 'well, Seattle *is* the home of grunge and the birth of ( Read more... )