I have written a Christmas joke. It is as follows: Smoke the North Pole.

I see no reason not to repeat what I did last year and embed this:

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This year I also want to embed this, which I have yet to watch fully though I did buy his album:

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Yesterday Maya became fascinated with the notion of knock-knock jokes. We took turns trying to come up with our own. She kept thinking up only the first part, hoping by the time she got through saying it, the punchline would pop into her head. By this process, she unwittingly came up with this gem, which I can't find easily on Google so I'll assume ( Read more... )

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This makes me extremely happy. I recently stole (rented and copied) a copy of Rian Johnson's film Brick. Having watched it and listened to the commentary, I started reading the soundtrack bit from the credits. Everything seemed normal there, except for this ( Read more... )

Oh man!

This and Quantum Leap were my two favorite shows in, like, the third grade. I hadn't though of it in years, found it by randomly going through the IMDB profile for the woman who plays Jan on The Office.

Rick Moranis - Nine More Gallons

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So, what is the obscure joke here? Someone must know.

When was the last time you shuddered after reading something? This is full of reasons to: http://www.believermag.com/issues/200706/?read=interview_maricich

In the course of my lifetime, I have seen two snatches of Road House. One was when I was about twelve, of a guy walking into a bar who has some kind of knife/blade on the sole of his shoe. The other was much more recently, in the past three years, I think, of some important criminal guy beating up one of his henchmen, explaining that he doesn't ( Read more... )