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[darnn]

Yesterday Maya became fascinated with the notion of knock-knock jokes. We took turns trying to come up with our own. She kept thinking up only the first part, hoping by the time she got through saying it, the punchline would pop into her head. By this process, she unwittingly came up with this gem, which I can't find easily on Google so I'll assume

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[marksism]

doesn't saying allah akbar get you shot in Israel?

[darnn]

Depends on who you are and where you're doing it, I guess. There's plenty of practicing Muslim arabs living about the place who don't get shot on a regular basis.