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Yesterday Maya became fascinated with the notion of knock-knock jokes. We took turns trying to come up with our own. She kept thinking up only the first part, hoping by the time she got through saying it, the punchline would pop into her head. By this process, she unwittingly came up with this gem, which I can't find easily on Google so I'll assume she's the first:
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Me.
-Me who?
-Exactly.
I came up with this one, though Google tells me I'm not the first:
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Alla.
-Alla who?
-Akbar!
(I know it's spelled with an H, but this way I was hoping to maintain a shred of the element of surprise.)
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Me.
-Me who?
-Exactly.
I came up with this one, though Google tells me I'm not the first:
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Alla.
-Alla who?
-Akbar!
(I know it's spelled with an H, but this way I was hoping to maintain a shred of the element of surprise.)