Oh, also, I got this little darling today from my work:


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I often have dreams where I go to a busy dance club, and let myself be bounced around like a pinball ( Read more... )

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I always feel really uncomfortable when I eat a banana at work.
Uncomfortable and dubious.

Speaking of matters of the perv persuasion, I just got a new vibrator the other day. It's so beautiful. Just look at this little gem!


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Anal sex makes the world go 'round.

You heard it here first, folks.