I always feel really uncomfortable when I eat a banana at work.
Uncomfortable and dubious.

Speaking of matters of the perv persuasion, I just got a new vibrator the other day. It's so beautiful. Just look at this little gem!


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Hm.

There is tons I could probably say about certain matters that probably would have pissed me off and got me on a huge rant if I were the same person I was a few months ago, but the thing is... everything is pretty much just rolling right off my back these days.
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