Possibly the best week of my entire life ( Read more... )

I've just realized Livejournal is the most moronic invention mankind has ever managed to create (except maybe that "360 degree camera hat," which contains no way to view or develop any of the pictures it creates, short of destroying the hat. That, and the fact that taking 360 degree pictures is ****ing stupid, especially as it isn't one big camera ( Read more... )

I hate updating. I really do. I never know what to say to my journal. I mean, I have a lot to say, but at the same time, none of it ever seems worthy of saying to a blog. Aren't there 1000000000000000 more interesting things going on in the world than my life? But then...it is a blog. It's not supposed to be interesting ( Read more... )

Well, my first update in forever ( Read more... )

Strange day ( Read more... )

I made another list the other day. Initially supposed to be part of my "surrealism" project, but since I decided it really doesn't fit, (and in all honesty, I really didn't think it would anyway, I just REALLY didn't feel like working on my project), so I decided to post it here instead ( Read more... )

There's no need to post. That's why I'm doing it ( Read more... )

Shitty morning. I'm optimistic about the rest of the day, since the morning was so shitty, so it can only look up from here.

Normally I enjoy drama class, but today's was unendurably painful. I accidentally made two incredibly awkward comments (unintentionally too! Thunderpants is NOT a porno movie! My point was that no movie could possibly be ( Read more... )

I'm going to write my thoughts as they go again. I'm a little more oddly focused tonight, in a sort of "nonsensical rant" mode. I wonder what will come out ( Read more... )

There's a herpes launcher in my nose, and it's happy to see you. I CAN'T STOP SWALLOWING BABIES!!! I'm dating a psychic. I can't stand it, she tells me how long I'm going to last before we even get in bed. That could explain why I'm still a virgin. I mean, every night sounds like this: Monday: "Honey..." "2 minutes 22 seconds. Go to sleep ( Read more... )