Freudian whip.

[darkeyedwolf]

Today, my children, I pimp something very important, very wise, very life-changingly deep.

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[beckerbell]

*cautiously subscribes to your newsletter*

[darkeyedwolf]

I HAVE PLANTED MY SEED IN YOU

[beckerbell]

...............................................thanks for that.

[darkeyedwolf]

Don't be upset because you just realized how much time you've wasted not fangirling TOKIO obsessively.

[xxlithiumflower]

Academic pursuits: "one meter is 60 centimeters," "one decade is 9 years," "you're supposed to rinse out conditioner?"

I want to print out this whole page so every time I say something dumb in class I can show it to my profs and tell them AT LEAST THEY DON'T HAVE TO TEACH NAGASE. (OMG classes with Nagase would be amazing.)

Once his food tried to wiggle away and he yelled at it.

That reminds me of the time I tried to make pancakes. (Frighteningly, my cooking's on par with the rest of my family's. I'm just... not allowed to make pancakes anymore.)

Nagase: In the refridgerator...Someone gave me a watermelon once. And there were mushrooms growing out of it. From the watermelon.

THIS STORY WILL NEVER GET OLD. *DYING*

Furthermore, the older Nagase gets, the more he reminds me of my father, from his appearance to his stupid stories to his dislike of pants. (Appropriately, it was my father who decided it would be fun to let me try to make pancakes. Yeah, it all makes sense now.)

[darkeyedwolf]

I also liked when he was talking about not closing the door when he uses Koichi's bathroom, and the hosts were like "what??" and Nagase was all "well, when you're home alone you don't shut the door, right?" and everyone was like " ........ yes, we do" and the silence that followed. Absolutely amazing.

I sincerely hope your father isn't as sexy as Nagase without pants. XD

[xxlithiumflower]

...Nagase is now at the top of my list of people I want to meet before I die.

Query -- I think my mother would really like Nagase. Which of his dramas should I subject her to first?

I sincerely hope your father isn't as sexy as Nagase without pants.

I... sincerely hope so too. (brb, must bleach my brain now.)

[darkeyedwolf]

UTAHIME UTAHIME UTAHIMAMDASLDFALDFJKADSF

YOU'LL TALK EACH OTHER OUT OF SUICIDE

IT WILL BE A BONDING EXPERIENCE

[ekala_sy_eph]

I'm working on the story as I type.

also, having been on a completely random Ayumi Hamasaki binge for the past few days, I have no idea how she and Nagase got along for like, seven years. but i bet it was sexy. >D You wouldn't happen to randomly know what time frame?

(...30 dramas? seriously?)

[darkeyedwolf]

*GRABBY HANDS* YES PLEASE. I have no idea where this sudden TOKIO fic explosion is coming from but I like it.

Well, they just broke up last year? And Nagase's already moved on, apparently.

Check it out!

[ekala_sy_eph]

English class? It's kind of stuffy but as soon as I'm done with said english class version I'll make it more fun and happy and less heroically depressing. ...and add porn. xD

as;lfkja;lk that means they were dating when she made this video which involves her invading a stripper/host club. <3 *randomly amused*

(.....wow.)

[darkeyedwolf]

You know the way to a girl's heart. ♥

AHAHAHA, well, I guess that means they were also dating when Nagase's heart started jackhammering for Aragaki Yui. That probably makes them even. XD

[imwahyou]

♥

[darkeyedwolf]

[chaosraven]

The only thing that would make that gif better is if Matsuokasomeone were standing behind him.

I would have said Koichi for you, but I think he's too short to do Nagase in that picture. >D

[darkeyedwolf]

HE CAN CLING TO THE BARS LIKE A LITTLE GERBIL

Though I wouldn't object to Mabo either.

[chaosraven]

IT'D BE DIFFICULT TO GET LEVERAGE THAT WAY! I mean, I'm not saying he shouldn't try, since Nagase is obviously capable of doing all the work...

[darkeyedwolf]

If he surfs to Nagase and wraps his legs around him, it'll be just like old times!