Freudian whip.
Today, my children, I pimp something very important, very wise, very life-changingly deep.
NAGASE TOMOYA
Nagase! The baby of TOKIO, the heartthrob, and a complete idiot. ♥ ♥ He is also only 29, thank you very much, plenty of time to marry me and have children who run into walls.
Nagase is very much a "life by the horns" kind of guy, not afraid to laugh loudly or look stupid for a joke, and he's, I don't know, just a really typical male -- he likes farts and car oil and is popular with girls (he dated Ayumi Hamasaki for something like seven years) and he wears shirts with scantily clad bikini babes on them.
And he loves to be naked. All the time. No matter who's watching. In fact I think an audience just excites him more. Half of TOKIO's "embarrassing the other members on national television" stories involve Nagase nudity and some form of craziness, usually started by alcohol.
God bless him.
FUN NAGASE FACTS
Is 6'1". Mmm.
Has a smell fetish.
Enjoys 1) answering his door naked, 2) showing up at people's doors naked, and 3) lurking in hotel rooms naked, so when tired co-workers enter after a long day of work he can cling to the window frame -- naked -- shouting "OTSUKARESAMA DESHITA"
Academic pursuits: "one meter is 60 centimeters," "one decade is 9 years," "you're supposed to rinse out conditioner?"
English skills: cow calves are "beef babies."
Had the most amazing 90s hair ever known to man.
On Mentore G, Nagase bragged about the notebook he writes his thoughts in ("not a diary"), saying that sometimes he finishes a whole page. He also bragged about using five-character words, and when pressed for an example, said "Ne-mu-i." ...
Is a self-proclaimed M:
Ta: But Nagase really sings in a high key.
D: How was it to sing this song?
Nagase: I'm an M so I like being at the borderline.
Ta: Oh really!?
J: What the hell are you saying?
Nagase: I like feeling like I'm on the edge of a cliff. It really gets me into it.
Mabo: He likes the pressure.
FAILS in the kitchen. Fails fails fails. Every year TOKIO takes part in a cooking competition, Ai no Apron, and Nagase only finds more ways to fail. It's legendary. Guests have actually gotten up and left the stage after trying his food. They've spit it out and threatened to kill him. One year Ueto Aya bravely put a full bite of Nagase's cooking in her mouth, and the entire studio erupted in shock and awe. I'm not exaggerating.
Here are some of the faces people make after eating Nagase's food:
A gaze of despair as she resigns herself to the inevitable:
The actual cooking sections are the best, too. Nagase just like, throws things in his skillet and takes them out when they're black. Once his food tried to wiggle away and he yelled at it.
Nagase struggling with an apron, because he's Nagase.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Girls like Nagase. They reject other members to their faces for Nagase.
1: In one DASH episode Mabo saw a cute girl riding a bike. TOKIO tracked her down for him and arranged a meeting -- where the girl confessed to liking Nagase the most. Nagase did this. Mabo turned and clung to a telephone pole.
2: In one MG episode, Gussan said he liked the guest, something about her being his type. The woman's response? "But I like Nagase." The rest of TOKIO gleefully laughed at the expression on Gussan's face.
3: It isn't limited to young females, either:
"My mom took a picture with Nagase's arm around her (laughs)."(Tatsuya) "So she wanted a picture with Nagase more than her own son (laughs)."(Mabo)
Is boyfriends life partners one half an otherworldly soulbond best friends with Koichi, who he's known since their junior days. They lived in dorms together and Nagase kisses Koichi on national television and Koichi has a long-standing tradition of leaping into Nagase's arms whenever they're on the same stage. There are also reports of questionable shared showers.
Tsuyoshi calls him "Tomo baby." Taichi just calls him "baby."
Has acted in over thirty freaking dramas. O___O
Loses his pants whenever possible.
QUOTES
Ueda: And what is this? "Nagase likes having people hear his farts"
Nagase: Yeah. I believe that farts are the symbol of peace.
Ueda: Um. This may be rude to a person I've just met, but, what the hell are you talking about? Farts are the symbol of peace?
Nagase: Yeah.
Ueda: Wh, why?
Nagase: You'll definitely laugh, right?
Ueda: Well, yeah. Especially if it was loud.
Nagase: I want to see everyone's reaction when I fart.
Ueda: So if you think "I'm going to fart" you purposely go near someone?
Nagase: Yeah. I don't fart on my own. First of all, there needs to be someone there.
Ueda: You want someone to hear it?
Nagase: Otherwise there is no point.
Ueda: "I'm going through the trouble of farting here"
Nagase: Yeah. The other day, in the car, I farted for my manager. But that bastard didn't react at all. I lectured him for about 10 minutes."Don't mess with me!"
Ueda: "I go through all this trouble to fart"
Nagase: Yeah
Ueda: "So laugh!"
Nagase: Yeah.
Ueda: I would have to say I agree with your manager but okay.
It's just as random in context.
Phone: What is the most memorable present that you recieved from a member?
Matsuoka: There is a vodka that is 96 proof. (Nagase starts fiddling in the phone) It's the strongest in the world. There was an idiot who brought 5 of those.
Phone: Who was that?
Taichi: Who?
Matsuoka: That would be our vocal.
Phone: Oh, it was Nagase-san.
Taichi: Nagase did?
Matsuoka: And the next year,
Phone: Yes?
Matsuoka: I just happened to be filming a drama with that same stupid vocal.
Phone: I see.
Matsuoka: And at 12 o'clock on the dot,
Phone: Yes?
Matsuoka: Holding two bottles of my favorite bourbon,
Phone: Holding two bottles.
Matsuoka: He was standing completely naked in front of my hotel room.
Phone: Wow!
But they're totally straight!
On TOKIO (minus Leader) living together:
Taichi: The refridgerator was scary.
Nagase: In the refridgerator...Someone gave me a watermelon once. And there were mushrooms growing out of it. From the watermelon.
Hamada: How long did you keep it in there?
Nagase: Two years...and a half...ish. About three years.
Matsumoto: You put up with it pretty well for it to grow mushrooms.
Nagase: Yeah, so everyday...um...I'd stab it with chopsticks. Into it. The moldy parts.
Hamada: Why?
Nagase: Well, I wanted to know what it felt like to stab it.
Genius, I'm telling you. The next Einstein.
Taichi: And you came in and I thought a weird kid that laughed on and on about stuff that wasn't even that funny had joined.
Nagase: Yeah.
Taichi: I wondered if you were raised by monkeys.
First impressions.
Also, he's often called a "ditz" but that acts as TOKIO's neutralizer. He says something, we make fun of him, but he keeps laughing on his own....it's part of TOKIO's happiness, and someone always comes out to make him laugh more.
Mabo on Nagase.
I've been told that I have an advantageous position because I am the youngest of the group, while that may have been true in the past....... Well, I guess I still do. Everyone messes with me, of course it's not as much as before, but I can feel the love. And there are times I am really happy about it. It's......I don't know, maybe it's just me.
It just feels good being with the members. Like being wrapped up in a warm blanket.
WHO SAYS TOKIO ISN'T SLASHY?
MORE GRATUITOUS PICSPAM
Hot Nagase!
Yeah, you wanna see that again, don't you?
*________________*
Serious Nagase!
... well, mostly.
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ISN'T HE GREAT? He promotes deep thought.
NAGASE IN ACTION
TOKIO -- Message. Nagase jumps, flails, makes faces at the camera, loves the moving platforms a bit inappropriately, and looks extremely comfortable at Gussan's knees. All in all, classic, watch now. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
TOKIO -- Image (acoustic). Nagase on guitar mmmmmmmma;dl;asjfaf
Nagase and Taichi mating ritual. They mess with each other's mics. Nagase unplugs Taichi's keyboard. Taichi moves Nagase's amp (?). It's so magically third grade.
Nagase and Taichi dance. It-- it's supposed to be for a PV, but they are a bit RETARDED.
Nagase butt! For no special reason. It's Tuesday. It's Nagase.
DO YOU LOVE HIM YET?
How much porn are you writing me?
NAGASE TOMOYA
Nagase! The baby of TOKIO, the heartthrob, and a complete idiot. ♥ ♥ He is also only 29, thank you very much, plenty of time to marry me and have children who run into walls.
Nagase is very much a "life by the horns" kind of guy, not afraid to laugh loudly or look stupid for a joke, and he's, I don't know, just a really typical male -- he likes farts and car oil and is popular with girls (he dated Ayumi Hamasaki for something like seven years) and he wears shirts with scantily clad bikini babes on them.
And he loves to be naked. All the time. No matter who's watching. In fact I think an audience just excites him more. Half of TOKIO's "embarrassing the other members on national television" stories involve Nagase nudity and some form of craziness, usually started by alcohol.
God bless him.
FUN NAGASE FACTS
Ta: But Nagase really sings in a high key.
D: How was it to sing this song?
Nagase: I'm an M so I like being at the borderline.
Ta: Oh really!?
J: What the hell are you saying?
Nagase: I like feeling like I'm on the edge of a cliff. It really gets me into it.
Mabo: He likes the pressure.
Here are some of the faces people make after eating Nagase's food:
A gaze of despair as she resigns herself to the inevitable:
The actual cooking sections are the best, too. Nagase just like, throws things in his skillet and takes them out when they're black. Once his food tried to wiggle away and he yelled at it.
Nagase struggling with an apron, because he's Nagase.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
1: In one DASH episode Mabo saw a cute girl riding a bike. TOKIO tracked her down for him and arranged a meeting -- where the girl confessed to liking Nagase the most. Nagase did this. Mabo turned and clung to a telephone pole.
2: In one MG episode, Gussan said he liked the guest, something about her being his type. The woman's response? "But I like Nagase." The rest of TOKIO gleefully laughed at the expression on Gussan's face.
3: It isn't limited to young females, either:
"My mom took a picture with Nagase's arm around her (laughs)."(Tatsuya) "So she wanted a picture with Nagase more than her own son (laughs)."(Mabo)
QUOTES
Ueda: And what is this? "Nagase likes having people hear his farts"
Nagase: Yeah. I believe that farts are the symbol of peace.
Ueda: Um. This may be rude to a person I've just met, but, what the hell are you talking about? Farts are the symbol of peace?
Nagase: Yeah.
Ueda: Wh, why?
Nagase: You'll definitely laugh, right?
Ueda: Well, yeah. Especially if it was loud.
Nagase: I want to see everyone's reaction when I fart.
Ueda: So if you think "I'm going to fart" you purposely go near someone?
Nagase: Yeah. I don't fart on my own. First of all, there needs to be someone there.
Ueda: You want someone to hear it?
Nagase: Otherwise there is no point.
Ueda: "I'm going through the trouble of farting here"
Nagase: Yeah. The other day, in the car, I farted for my manager. But that bastard didn't react at all. I lectured him for about 10 minutes."Don't mess with me!"
Ueda: "I go through all this trouble to fart"
Nagase: Yeah
Ueda: "So laugh!"
Nagase: Yeah.
Ueda: I would have to say I agree with your manager but okay.
It's just as random in context.
Phone: What is the most memorable present that you recieved from a member?
Matsuoka: There is a vodka that is 96 proof. (Nagase starts fiddling in the phone) It's the strongest in the world. There was an idiot who brought 5 of those.
Phone: Who was that?
Taichi: Who?
Matsuoka: That would be our vocal.
Phone: Oh, it was Nagase-san.
Taichi: Nagase did?
Matsuoka: And the next year,
Phone: Yes?
Matsuoka: I just happened to be filming a drama with that same stupid vocal.
Phone: I see.
Matsuoka: And at 12 o'clock on the dot,
Phone: Yes?
Matsuoka: Holding two bottles of my favorite bourbon,
Phone: Holding two bottles.
Matsuoka: He was standing completely naked in front of my hotel room.
Phone: Wow!
But they're totally straight!
On TOKIO (minus Leader) living together:
Taichi: The refridgerator was scary.
Nagase: In the refridgerator...Someone gave me a watermelon once. And there were mushrooms growing out of it. From the watermelon.
Hamada: How long did you keep it in there?
Nagase: Two years...and a half...ish. About three years.
Matsumoto: You put up with it pretty well for it to grow mushrooms.
Nagase: Yeah, so everyday...um...I'd stab it with chopsticks. Into it. The moldy parts.
Hamada: Why?
Nagase: Well, I wanted to know what it felt like to stab it.
Genius, I'm telling you. The next Einstein.
Taichi: And you came in and I thought a weird kid that laughed on and on about stuff that wasn't even that funny had joined.
Nagase: Yeah.
Taichi: I wondered if you were raised by monkeys.
First impressions.
Also, he's often called a "ditz" but that acts as TOKIO's neutralizer. He says something, we make fun of him, but he keeps laughing on his own....it's part of TOKIO's happiness, and someone always comes out to make him laugh more.
Mabo on Nagase.
I've been told that I have an advantageous position because I am the youngest of the group, while that may have been true in the past....... Well, I guess I still do. Everyone messes with me, of course it's not as much as before, but I can feel the love. And there are times I am really happy about it. It's......I don't know, maybe it's just me.
It just feels good being with the members. Like being wrapped up in a warm blanket.
WHO SAYS TOKIO ISN'T SLASHY?
MORE GRATUITOUS PICSPAM
Hot Nagase!
Yeah, you wanna see that again, don't you?
*________________*
Serious Nagase!
... well, mostly.
a;dfskl;fjasdlfjl.fjklsdfjd wantbabieswant
ISN'T HE GREAT? He promotes deep thought.
NAGASE IN ACTION
TOKIO -- Message. Nagase jumps, flails, makes faces at the camera, loves the moving platforms a bit inappropriately, and looks extremely comfortable at Gussan's knees. All in all, classic, watch now. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
TOKIO -- Image (acoustic). Nagase on guitar mmmmmmmma;dl;asjfaf
Nagase and Taichi mating ritual. They mess with each other's mics. Nagase unplugs Taichi's keyboard. Taichi moves Nagase's amp (?). It's so magically third grade.
Nagase and Taichi dance. It-- it's supposed to be for a PV, but they are a bit RETARDED.
Nagase butt! For no special reason. It's Tuesday. It's Nagase.
DO YOU LOVE HIM YET?
How much porn are you writing me?