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Feb 13, 2008 16:15

Today, my children, I pimp something very important, very wise, very life-changingly deep.


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do me nagase, thank god he's pretty

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xxlithiumflower February 13 2008, 22:47:16 UTC
Academic pursuits: "one meter is 60 centimeters," "one decade is 9 years," "you're supposed to rinse out conditioner?"

I want to print out this whole page so every time I say something dumb in class I can show it to my profs and tell them AT LEAST THEY DON'T HAVE TO TEACH NAGASE. (OMG classes with Nagase would be amazing.)

Once his food tried to wiggle away and he yelled at it.

That reminds me of the time I tried to make pancakes. (Frighteningly, my cooking's on par with the rest of my family's. I'm just... not allowed to make pancakes anymore.)

Nagase: In the refridgerator...Someone gave me a watermelon once. And there were mushrooms growing out of it. From the watermelon.

THIS STORY WILL NEVER GET OLD. *DYING*

Furthermore, the older Nagase gets, the more he reminds me of my father, from his appearance to his stupid stories to his dislike of pants. (Appropriately, it was my father who decided it would be fun to let me try to make pancakes. Yeah, it all makes sense now.)

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darkeyedwolf February 13 2008, 22:59:01 UTC
I also liked when he was talking about not closing the door when he uses Koichi's bathroom, and the hosts were like "what??" and Nagase was all "well, when you're home alone you don't shut the door, right?" and everyone was like " ........ yes, we do" and the silence that followed. Absolutely amazing.

I sincerely hope your father isn't as sexy as Nagase without pants. XD

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xxlithiumflower February 13 2008, 23:07:02 UTC
...Nagase is now at the top of my list of people I want to meet before I die.

Query -- I think my mother would really like Nagase. Which of his dramas should I subject her to first?

I sincerely hope your father isn't as sexy as Nagase without pants.

I... sincerely hope so too. (brb, must bleach my brain now.)

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darkeyedwolf February 13 2008, 23:09:32 UTC
UTAHIME UTAHIME UTAHIMAMDASLDFALDFJKADSF

YOU'LL TALK EACH OTHER OUT OF SUICIDE

IT WILL BE A BONDING EXPERIENCE

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xxlithiumflower February 13 2008, 23:15:42 UTC
WHY AM I ASKING YOU FOR ADVICE.

IF I WANT TO FEEL SUICIDAL I'LL FINALLY WATCH RINGU. WHICH I WAS GOING TO START TODAY BUT AM WAY TOO CHICKEN TO TOUCH. WAIT, DAMNIT.

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darkeyedwolf February 13 2008, 23:20:22 UTC
THAT IS ALSO A NAGASE DRAMA YOU COULD WATCH WITH YOUR MOTHER. INCEST: FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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xxlithiumflower February 13 2008, 23:25:53 UTC
*DIES DIES DIES* I ACTUALLY WATCHED THE RING WITH MY MOTHER, YEARS AGO. I SPENT HALF THE MOVIE WITH MY BACK TO THE TV. I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'D NEVER LET ME WATCH RINGU IF SHE KNEW I INTENDED TO.

LET ME GUESS, IWGP IS NEXT ON THE LIST. NOTHING QUITE LIKE A PLOT KICKED OFF WITH THE MURDER OF A HOOKER GIRLFRIEND, AMIRITE?

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darkeyedwolf February 13 2008, 23:29:03 UTC
AND KUBOZUKA YOSUKE LICKING EVERYONE? Definitely family-friendly television.

How about Tiger and Dragon? Mostly they keep their clothes on. Mostly.

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xxlithiumflower February 13 2008, 23:31:34 UTC
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. AND DIDN'T HE STAB SOMEONE WITH A FORK? Like a documentary based on my own family, that is.

You keep naming dramas I haven't seen yet! That's what I get for going back to anime, I guess. (That, and sleeping with the light on. Stupid Ayakashi.)

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darkeyedwolf February 13 2008, 23:36:13 UTC
Oh man, definitely see Tiger & Dragon when you can. Nagase the chainsmoking yakuza, Okada the failing fashion designer. Together, they tackle traditional Japanese comedy!

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xxlithiumflower February 13 2008, 23:46:06 UTC
Okay, it's on my list. My list that is so long I will not get through it even if I live to be older than Leader. PRIORITIES. I LACK THEM. v.v

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