Today I gave my ex the Heimlich Maneuver. ...He wasn't choking.

[darkeyedwolf]

I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

1: My bookmarks are currently overflowing with fic to read after I conquer ?skip=hahahayoupoormotherfucker, but there are a couple in particular that, well --

Five Ways Arashi Has Hot, Sweaty, Orgasm-Filled Orgies by spurious
Five Ways Arashi Tears Off All Their Clothes and Commences Orgy by wintersjuly................

Comments

[darlita]

I MISS YOU SO MUCH

and don't make me write more Leah fic ughhhh
I hate her and I already wrote Leah/Yoko WTF

[darkeyedwolf]

*RUNS INTO YOUR ARMS*

WHEN DID YOU WRITE LEAH/YOKO FIC. HAVE I SEEN THIS?!

I AM GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU IF LEAH DIZON GOOGLES HERSELF.

[darlita]

*MOLESTS YOU*

IT IS NOT YET PUBLIC. BUT IT WILL BE. And then I hope she googles herself cause that would be HILARIOUS.

[darkeyedwolf]

CAN WE START A FANDOM FOR YOUR BROTHER

[shabzilla]

Jin/Shoon-- I think it was Mousapi! --or Jemz and then Mouse? ASK THEM THEY WILL KNOW 8DDD

[darkeyedwolf]

fkhdsfs I should have known, Mouse casting aside the perfectly good flippy boys for newer, more illegal models.

[shabzilla]

sldjaksd it's true!!1 And omg ABC ...why have I only read the ferris wheel fic?

[darkeyedwolf]

That is a good question! There's been several foursome or near-foursome fics. Also Ueda/ABC. And Yamapi/ABC. *___*

[babbled]

the saddest thing is that you came into this fandom just as banners started to become smaller. IMAGINE WHAT THE OLDER BANNERS WERE LIKE. /stabs self in eye/

[darkeyedwolf]

Gifs. GIFS. Why. ;__;

[babbled]

because johnny-san hates us.

[darkeyedwolf]

If I had a penis and no body hair he would love me. :(

[erudire]

2. Are the gifs as badly made as the banners usually are?

3. ... I have seen Jin/Shoon somewhere. I just don't remember where. *not helpful!* 8D

6. OH. OH. OH. WHO SHOULD BE HARRY? *O*

7. I haven't progressed to actually slashing them just yet (they're still my little babies even though they're all older than me!), but. Well. Yes. >D

8. WE LOVE YOU TOO, H0R. ♥

[darkeyedwolf]

fkldsjfsdj DIES. WHO DO YOU THINK? Can Ohno can be Luna?

I haven't progressed to actually slashing them just yet (they're still my little babies even though they're all older than me!), but. Well. Yes. >D

The only problem is I can't decide who looks prettiest together. Life is hard!

[pashoshi]

I was just wondering if you were dead. (So I'm glad to see you're not. ♥)

1. ...somehow my barely managing to write an Arashi threesome looks much less impressive next to that. But that's okay because fandom is indeed awesome.

3. Yup, mousapelli and swtjemz. Is that a good thing? *fears*

5/6. ...

7. You're the second person on my flist to post about them today. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Taka or whatever you want to call him still looks really weird.

[darkeyedwolf]

1: fkfjskidjk obviously I need to leave you a huge fangirly review to show you just how appreciated your fic is. The day you finally break down and write an orgy I think I'll be flailing over individual sentences. *____*

3: Well, it breaks up Shoon's OTP love with his brother, but--

*runs away very fast*

7: Oho? Who else did? Together, we can recruit. Our army will be mighty!