Today I gave my ex the Heimlich Maneuver. ...He wasn't choking.
I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.
1: My bookmarks are currently overflowing with fic to read after I conquer ?skip=hahahayoupoormotherfucker, but there are a couple in particular that, well --
Five Ways Arashi Has Hot, Sweaty, Orgasm-Filled Orgies by spurious
Five Ways Arashi Tears Off All Their Clothes and Commences Orgy by wintersjuly
................ fdksfjdkslf;jsdkfjsdfklsdkf;kfljaskfljaskf
Sometimes, fandom is awesome.
(DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO DO THIS MEME? *FLAILS HAPPILY*)
2: Skimming jent_fanfics and ctrl+f'ing "NC-17", I am kind of horrified to learn that banners aren't enough anymore, now people need gifs.
3: I swear I saw a mention of Jin/Shoon fic somewhere, but damned if I can find it again.
W-was it just a fever dream?
4: fkhsdfk so apparently Ohno makes drunken phone calls to Nino at 1am and says he loves him. This is my face of total surprise. No, really. I'm surprised Ohno would call him -- why wouldn't he just roll over to Nino's side of the bed and tell him directly?
5: Someone should write a fic where Leah Dizon and Avril Lavigne have a hot lesbian hookup so Ryo and Ueda blow each other in the bathroom of a seedy bar after drinking 'til they can't remember they thought the other was ugly. :D :D :D
6: I had a dream that Shige was Voldemort.
...
7: You guys. I. I've realized my love for ONE OK ROCK. Not just in the "hee! teeny little rockers!" way, but more like -- "hee! teeny little rockers! your music is catchy and you would look good slashed together! ...what do you mean none of you can drink legally yet?"
You guys. Taka wears fingernail polish. There is no hope for me.
8: I LOVE YOU, FLIST. ♥ ♥ ♥
1: My bookmarks are currently overflowing with fic to read after I conquer ?skip=hahahayoupoormotherfucker, but there are a couple in particular that, well --
Five Ways Arashi Has Hot, Sweaty, Orgasm-Filled Orgies by spurious
Five Ways Arashi Tears Off All Their Clothes and Commences Orgy by wintersjuly
................ fdksfjdkslf;jsdkfjsdfklsdkf;kfljaskfljaskf
Sometimes, fandom is awesome.
(DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO DO THIS MEME? *FLAILS HAPPILY*)
2: Skimming jent_fanfics and ctrl+f'ing "NC-17", I am kind of horrified to learn that banners aren't enough anymore, now people need gifs.
3: I swear I saw a mention of Jin/Shoon fic somewhere, but damned if I can find it again.
W-was it just a fever dream?
4: fkhsdfk so apparently Ohno makes drunken phone calls to Nino at 1am and says he loves him. This is my face of total surprise. No, really. I'm surprised Ohno would call him -- why wouldn't he just roll over to Nino's side of the bed and tell him directly?
5: Someone should write a fic where Leah Dizon and Avril Lavigne have a hot lesbian hookup so Ryo and Ueda blow each other in the bathroom of a seedy bar after drinking 'til they can't remember they thought the other was ugly. :D :D :D
6: I had a dream that Shige was Voldemort.
...
7: You guys. I. I've realized my love for ONE OK ROCK. Not just in the "hee! teeny little rockers!" way, but more like -- "hee! teeny little rockers! your music is catchy and you would look good slashed together! ...what do you mean none of you can drink legally yet?"
You guys. Taka wears fingernail polish. There is no hope for me.
8: I LOVE YOU, FLIST. ♥ ♥ ♥