the five things meme, part three of a million
1. I GOT YOUR PACKAGE, honooko!
LOVE SO SWEET IS MINE. Arashi is shiny and standing on tiny cars and Nino is in pink pants and I love this song so much alsdjksajdklsajsalda - and do you know what Ho also wrote on the envelope? (Aside from Bakanishi is: Bringing sexy back!)
Your mom is car shrimp.
*DIES LAUGHING* ILUSM ♥
2. Happy Birthday ninjatrauma! May your day be filled with gay and presents! (in that order) There's no way I can write Aiba/Jun in a day, but there's this attempt at orgy fic for darkeyedwolf to tide you over until then? :D
3. I'm writing these at the speed a snail moves at (so slow, I could be going backwards and no one would notice).
Part One of the Five Things Meme
Part Two of the Five Things Meme
8. Five Ways Arashi Tears off all Their Clothes and Commences Orgy for darkeyedwolf
(There’s no conceivable way that I can write so many orgy scenarios in one fic, so I cheated.)
1. “Aiba wants us to have an orgy. As a band.”
“That’ll happen the day Sho gets a girlfriend,” Jun says, snorting. They all know Sho acts so straight that everyone thinks he’s actually straight and wouldn’t believe that he’s gay at all (Sho’s gay literally astounds Jun every time - he always forgets about it until Sho’s drunk and pressed up against him, hand down his pants).
***
The next day, Sho arrives at dance practice with his girlfriend, Aiba (in a pink dress and heels and disturbingly good at pretending to be a girl).
(“…you were saying?”
“Shut up.”)
2. After their concert, they’re dropped off at their hotel. It’s their first concert together as Arashi ever, and everyone’s pretty much exhausted.
By some unspoken consensus, one by one, they all drift to Ohno’s hotel room. Ohno’s snuggled in bed, sound asleep when they all climb into bed with him. Aiba and Jun are squished in the middle with Ohno (because it’s Aiba; they all dote on Aiba, and Jun demands to be in the middle because he’s the youngest). Nino curls up against Ohno and Sho’s always the one who remembers to turn off the lights and the one who makes sure that everyone’s comfortable.
He clambers into bed last, just as Aiba raises his head sleepily from Ohno’s shoulder. “Does this count as an orgy?”
Sho blinks.
“…something like that,” he says at last.
(“Mum!” Aiba says excitedly, later on. “I had my first orgy yesterday!”)
3. Nino watches as Jun, standing on the edge of the pool, dips his toes into the water carefully.
He freezes for a spilt second, mouth opening to scream (but resisting the impulse to destroy Nino’s eardrums somehow) before he darts back and whacks Nino on the shoulder.
“Liar,” Jun accuses. “it is cold.”
“It’s not as cold if you jump in!” Aiba says and leaps onto Jun’s back. They tumble into the pool in a tangle of limbs, Aiba giggling and Jun sputtering in outrage. (Nino of course, is still standing by the side of the pool, completely dry.)
“Aiba,” Jun says, hair in his eyes.
Aiba reaches out and pushes back Jun’s fringe. “Things are better if you're pulled right in,” he says and winks very obviously at Jun.
Jun stares back, face blank.
“Obvious,” Aiba says and makes another attempt at a wink (it’s closer to a facial twitch by now, but Aiba’s too cute at trying to wink, so Jun’s not stopping him).
“Oh,” he says at last, getting it, and they both count silently to five before grabbing Nino by the ankles and yanking hard.
Nino’s scream comes out half gurgled and muffled as he sinks underwater, and he surfaces, gasping for air and coughing. He glares at Aiba and Jun through red rimmed eyes. “Bastar-”
Aiba fists a hand through Nino’s wet hair, and draws him in for a long and slow kiss. The edges of his mouth is upturned in a smile as he backs Nino into Jun, and Jun curls a hand around Nino’s cock and begins to jerk him off.
“You are not distract -”
Aiba does something that should be illegal with his tongue that makes Nino gasp against his mouth.
“Wait - what about -“
Jun smiles against Nino’s hair. “Don’t worry,” he says in a low voice, “we have all day to get to Leader and Sho.”
(“What are they doing?” Sho asks, his eyes closed and lazing about on a deckchair.
Ohno hums. “Something,” he says vaguely. “I heard Nino scream.”)
4. “I’m bored,” Nino says.
“…orgy?”
(“Why are you so fixated on the orgy?” Sho asks, carefully sliding a palm up Aiba’s spine.
“Orgies,” Aiba says, “are good for bands.”)
5. Nino starts it by kissing Ohno.
Ohno makes a confused noise (half-way between a muffled, “what?” and “hmm?”) but allows himself to be kissed complacently, his eyes fluttering shut and his hands relaxed on Nino’s shoulders. Nino grins against his mouth when Sho sputters next to him.
“What are you doing?”
“Sho-chan should get out more,” Aiba says and leans against Nino, curling a hand around his waist. He sneaks around Nino to briefly drop a kiss to the side of Ohno’s throat before kissing Jun greedily. Jun groans, and snakes a hand up Nino’s back to rest at the nape of his neck, and the hand tightens when Ohno parts Jun’s legs and slides in between them, palms warm on Jun’s hips.
He moves to unbutton Jun’s pants as Nino twists around, cupping Aiba’s heavy cock in one hand and presses down firmly. Jun whimpers when Aiba does, and when Ohno nips at the junction between thigh and hip, he arches up and into Nino’s sloppy kiss.
“Oh what the heck,” Sho mutters, before pulling Aiba to him, “I guess this counts as ‘bonding.’
***
Sho’s sure that somehow, Aiba’s the one who had orchestrated the entire orgy (He vaguely remember a book called Chemical Bonding and its Properties being on Aiba’s table just that morning, and he’d almost wonder why Aiba was reading about science, except he’d peaked inside and realised it has nothing to do with that kind of chemical at all), but he’s kissing Aiba and thrusting against Nino who’s fucking Jun in slow, sharp snaps, and Ohno’s just curled a tongue around his cock and he can’t remember why he objected to this in the first place.
(“Best. Idea. Ever,” Aiba says.
Jun hits him for stating the obvious.)
Part Four of the Five Things Meme
LOVE SO SWEET IS MINE. Arashi is shiny and standing on tiny cars and Nino is in pink pants and I love this song so much alsdjksajdklsajsalda - and do you know what Ho also wrote on the envelope? (Aside from Bakanishi is: Bringing sexy back!)
Your mom is car shrimp.
*DIES LAUGHING* ILUSM ♥
2. Happy Birthday ninjatrauma! May your day be filled with gay and presents! (in that order) There's no way I can write Aiba/Jun in a day, but there's this attempt at orgy fic for darkeyedwolf to tide you over until then? :D
3. I'm writing these at the speed a snail moves at (so slow, I could be going backwards and no one would notice).
Part One of the Five Things Meme
Part Two of the Five Things Meme
8. Five Ways Arashi Tears off all Their Clothes and Commences Orgy for darkeyedwolf
(There’s no conceivable way that I can write so many orgy scenarios in one fic, so I cheated.)
1. “Aiba wants us to have an orgy. As a band.”
“That’ll happen the day Sho gets a girlfriend,” Jun says, snorting. They all know Sho acts so straight that everyone thinks he’s actually straight and wouldn’t believe that he’s gay at all (Sho’s gay literally astounds Jun every time - he always forgets about it until Sho’s drunk and pressed up against him, hand down his pants).
***
The next day, Sho arrives at dance practice with his girlfriend, Aiba (in a pink dress and heels and disturbingly good at pretending to be a girl).
(“…you were saying?”
“Shut up.”)
2. After their concert, they’re dropped off at their hotel. It’s their first concert together as Arashi ever, and everyone’s pretty much exhausted.
By some unspoken consensus, one by one, they all drift to Ohno’s hotel room. Ohno’s snuggled in bed, sound asleep when they all climb into bed with him. Aiba and Jun are squished in the middle with Ohno (because it’s Aiba; they all dote on Aiba, and Jun demands to be in the middle because he’s the youngest). Nino curls up against Ohno and Sho’s always the one who remembers to turn off the lights and the one who makes sure that everyone’s comfortable.
He clambers into bed last, just as Aiba raises his head sleepily from Ohno’s shoulder. “Does this count as an orgy?”
Sho blinks.
“…something like that,” he says at last.
(“Mum!” Aiba says excitedly, later on. “I had my first orgy yesterday!”)
3. Nino watches as Jun, standing on the edge of the pool, dips his toes into the water carefully.
He freezes for a spilt second, mouth opening to scream (but resisting the impulse to destroy Nino’s eardrums somehow) before he darts back and whacks Nino on the shoulder.
“Liar,” Jun accuses. “it is cold.”
“It’s not as cold if you jump in!” Aiba says and leaps onto Jun’s back. They tumble into the pool in a tangle of limbs, Aiba giggling and Jun sputtering in outrage. (Nino of course, is still standing by the side of the pool, completely dry.)
“Aiba,” Jun says, hair in his eyes.
Aiba reaches out and pushes back Jun’s fringe. “Things are better if you're pulled right in,” he says and winks very obviously at Jun.
Jun stares back, face blank.
“Obvious,” Aiba says and makes another attempt at a wink (it’s closer to a facial twitch by now, but Aiba’s too cute at trying to wink, so Jun’s not stopping him).
“Oh,” he says at last, getting it, and they both count silently to five before grabbing Nino by the ankles and yanking hard.
Nino’s scream comes out half gurgled and muffled as he sinks underwater, and he surfaces, gasping for air and coughing. He glares at Aiba and Jun through red rimmed eyes. “Bastar-”
Aiba fists a hand through Nino’s wet hair, and draws him in for a long and slow kiss. The edges of his mouth is upturned in a smile as he backs Nino into Jun, and Jun curls a hand around Nino’s cock and begins to jerk him off.
“You are not distract -”
Aiba does something that should be illegal with his tongue that makes Nino gasp against his mouth.
“Wait - what about -“
Jun smiles against Nino’s hair. “Don’t worry,” he says in a low voice, “we have all day to get to Leader and Sho.”
(“What are they doing?” Sho asks, his eyes closed and lazing about on a deckchair.
Ohno hums. “Something,” he says vaguely. “I heard Nino scream.”)
4. “I’m bored,” Nino says.
“…orgy?”
(“Why are you so fixated on the orgy?” Sho asks, carefully sliding a palm up Aiba’s spine.
“Orgies,” Aiba says, “are good for bands.”)
5. Nino starts it by kissing Ohno.
Ohno makes a confused noise (half-way between a muffled, “what?” and “hmm?”) but allows himself to be kissed complacently, his eyes fluttering shut and his hands relaxed on Nino’s shoulders. Nino grins against his mouth when Sho sputters next to him.
“What are you doing?”
“Sho-chan should get out more,” Aiba says and leans against Nino, curling a hand around his waist. He sneaks around Nino to briefly drop a kiss to the side of Ohno’s throat before kissing Jun greedily. Jun groans, and snakes a hand up Nino’s back to rest at the nape of his neck, and the hand tightens when Ohno parts Jun’s legs and slides in between them, palms warm on Jun’s hips.
He moves to unbutton Jun’s pants as Nino twists around, cupping Aiba’s heavy cock in one hand and presses down firmly. Jun whimpers when Aiba does, and when Ohno nips at the junction between thigh and hip, he arches up and into Nino’s sloppy kiss.
“Oh what the heck,” Sho mutters, before pulling Aiba to him, “I guess this counts as ‘bonding.’
***
Sho’s sure that somehow, Aiba’s the one who had orchestrated the entire orgy (He vaguely remember a book called Chemical Bonding and its Properties being on Aiba’s table just that morning, and he’d almost wonder why Aiba was reading about science, except he’d peaked inside and realised it has nothing to do with that kind of chemical at all), but he’s kissing Aiba and thrusting against Nino who’s fucking Jun in slow, sharp snaps, and Ohno’s just curled a tongue around his cock and he can’t remember why he objected to this in the first place.
(“Best. Idea. Ever,” Aiba says.
Jun hits him for stating the obvious.)
Part Four of the Five Things Meme