Today I gave my ex the Heimlich Maneuver. ...He wasn't choking.

[darkeyedwolf]

I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

1: My bookmarks are currently overflowing with fic to read after I conquer ?skip=hahahayoupoormotherfucker, but there are a couple in particular that, well --

Five Ways Arashi Has Hot, Sweaty, Orgasm-Filled Orgies by spurious
Five Ways Arashi Tears Off All Their Clothes and Commences Orgy by wintersjuly................

Comments

[babbled]

the saddest thing is that you came into this fandom just as banners started to become smaller. IMAGINE WHAT THE OLDER BANNERS WERE LIKE. /stabs self in eye/

[darkeyedwolf]

Gifs. GIFS. Why. ;__;

[babbled]

because johnny-san hates us.

[darkeyedwolf]

If I had a penis and no body hair he would love me. :(

[babbled]

if you had a penis and no body hair he'd love you too much.

[darkeyedwolf]