Voice Post

[darkest0knight]

Wow, I'm really glad I'm not cursed today.  Just listen to all y-

One boy,
Boy for sale.
He's going cheap.
Only seven guineas.
That -- or thereabouts.

Small boy...
Rather pale...
From lack of sleep.
Feed him gruel dinners.
Stop him getting stout.

If I should say he wasn't very greedy...
I could not, I'd be telling you a tale.
One boy,
Boy for sale

Comments

[caf_pow_girl]

Oliver!

[darkest0knight]

No, it's still Tony-

Once bad -- What's the good of turning?
In hell, I'll be there-a-burning
Meanwhile, think of what I'm earning
All on account of...
My name!

[caf_pow_girl]

The musical was Oliver!, Tony.

And at least you're only singing. You could be trapped in a musical.

[darkest0knight]

I think I'd prefer being trapped. At least then I wouldn't know how stupid I sound.

Oliver!
Oliver!
Never before has a boy asked for more
Oliver!
Oliver!

I'm not even a big fan of musicals.

No comment, just a bit of headshaking

[dark_butler]

Yeah, he shouldn't have tempted fate like that

[darkest0knight]

[kosherplz]

This has to be the universe paying you back for everytime you snubbed my suggestion of watching a musical.

[darkest0knight]

I watched Wizard of Oz with you. That had music.

[kosherplz]

You refused to watch Singing in the Rain or Avenue Q, two others I suggested. I didn't even try to get you watching Brigadoon.

[darkest0knight]

Because it's Brigadoon.

I went to that Gershwin concert with you.

There'll be horses with tall black plumes
To escort us to the family tombs,
With mourners
In all corners
Who've been taught to weep in tune.

Then the coffin lined with satin.
That's your funeral.

[scarredsight]

Not the best choice of words to end on.

[darkest0knight]

But it sums up everything so-

Ain't that a lovely tune?
Be back soon.

...nicely.

[scarredsight]

It sums everything up rather uncomfortably.

[darkest0knight]

You're uncomfortable? You're not the one singing it.

What will he do when he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him

Amused

[tinyvampiregod]

Not Amused

[darkest0knight]

[tinyvampiregod]

Oh Tony, I'm sure you see the ... irony.

[darkest0knight]

Wh-

In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two

I don-

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

.......No. I don't.