Voice Post

[darkest0knight]

Wow, I'm really glad I'm not cursed today.  Just listen to all y-

One boy,
Boy for sale.
He's going cheap.
Only seven guineas.
That -- or thereabouts.

Small boy...
Rather pale...
From lack of sleep.
Feed him gruel dinners.
Stop him getting stout.

If I should say he wasn't very greedy...
I could not, I'd be telling you a tale.
One boy,
Boy for sale

Comments

Amused

[tinyvampiregod]

Not Amused

[darkest0knight]

[tinyvampiregod]

Oh Tony, I'm sure you see the ... irony.

[darkest0knight]

Wh-

In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two

I don-

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

.......No. I don't.

[tinyvampiregod]

Oh my. Then you should have someone explain.

[darkest0knight]

Stop talking t-

All my dearest companions
Have always been villains and thieves...
So at my time of life
I should start turning over new leaves...?

[tinyvampiregod]

I hope that wasn't intentional.

[darkest0knight]

If it was intentional I wouldn't be fucking singing it, would-

Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny.
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny.

-I?

[tinyvampiregod]

One never knows, Tony.

[darkest0knight]

You used to kn-

Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.

[tinyvampiregod]

Before you rid yourself of me. Twice.

[darkest0knight]

You proved that I was right to do it the first time, didn't you.

Who else would love him still
When they've been used so ill?
He knows I always will...
As long as he needs me.

[tinyvampiregod]

I didn't eat Lee.

[darkest0knight]

That's not all he was concerned about.

I don't want nobody hurt for me,
Or made to do the dirt for me.

[tinyvampiregod]

I didn't eat you.

[darkest0knight]

Is that all that would cross the line for you? Eating somebody?