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[darkest0knight]

A couple years back there was this chain letter getting sent around.  I think a couple of the guys from the video shop sent it as a joke.  Anyway, it started off with some urban legend about some woman getting abducted from a Walmart parking lot when two guys jumped out of a van beside her parked car and made off with her.  Then the email gave all

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[stokerwasahack]

I'll do what I can.

[darkest0knight]

Good. I'm coming over for dinner.

[stokerwasahack]

More Chinese?

[darkest0knight]

Unless there's a last minute switch to fried chicken.

[stokerwasahack]

Chinese is the lesser evil. I urge you to stay with it.

[darkest0knight]

I didn't know we were ranking the take-out here.

[stokerwasahack]

The grease from the chicken clings to everything.

[darkest0knight]

But there's so many calories in the skin.

[stokerwasahack]

There are calories in the skin if you don't fry it.

[darkest0knight]

But not so much fat.

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[ariselikefire]

*imitation of a whip cracking*

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[darkest0knight]

Do I have to pull out the stubborn face for you too?

[ariselikefire]

Nope. Just find it funny.

[darkest0knight]

Just for that, your fortune cookie is mine.

[ariselikefire]

All yours.

Count down to Henry pulling his Prince face?

[darkest0knight]

Three seconds.