once bitten

[darkest0knight]

Hey there you...uh, people.  There.

I seem to have misplaced an entire television production set.  By accident.

So, if you could just point me the way back there without trying to kill me or destroy the universe that would be great.

Oh, and um, is there a wireless connection around here that hooks up to a different network?  I've been trying to

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[tinyvampiregod]

You won't be leaving for a while.

[darkest0knight]

...Holy fuck.

I'm already taken! Eaten. Marked, whatever. You can't eat me, okay? 'Cause it would really really really piss Henry off and...and I'm a wizard, so back off!

[ex_janvalent852]

Shit dude will you fuckin relax!!

[darkest0knight]

Relax he says. Like there isn't a fucking vampire standing right there. Oh sure. I'm cool as a fucking cucumber.

[ex_janvalent852]

All you got to do is tell the Hellsing if he's botherin you which he's actually not doin right now just givin you a fuckin scare.

[darkest0knight]

...Hellsing?

[ex_janvalent852]

Same as 'Van Helsing' and little Card is one of the Draculas....yeah there's more than one cause of the City collectin from different times and worlds.

[darkest0knight]

Christ, I've walked into a Lugosi movie.

[ex_janvalent852]

That one isn't here....there's other vampires and things here too so you need to fuckin quit with actin like a scared rabbit if you don't wanna be somebody's prey.

[darkest0knight]

Other- How many of them are here?

[ex_janvalent852]

I dunno haven't really counted but I think there's enough to do a small Masquerade type clan shit....no fuckin way am I doin that if it does happen.

There's vampire hunters here too.

[darkest0knight]

Obviously they're a little slack in the hunting.

[ex_janvalent852]

It's cause most people don't stay dead-dead here....can get killed but you'll resurrect but if you came here alive you'll be dead and can't leave the City.

[darkest0knight]

...Well that sucks. Can you eat the food here, or is that some kind of Persephone deal too?

[ex_janvalent852]

Not really I got killed on the Outside so bein here gives me a second chance at havin a life I couldn't have before....yeah I'm dead but so fuckin what there's nothing back there for me.

Yeah you can eat here and it's just like on the Outside there's all kinds of places some are really fuckin great some are not and you always got the option to go grocery shoppin somewhere and then cook for yourself.

[darkest0knight]

Well yeah, I can see how that can be a good thing for you. But as far as I know, I'm still alive.

And I can't be stuck here forever!

...For me, cooking is when I microwave burritos.