Ancient Egyptian crap, huh.  You know, I met a mummy once, in Toronto.  Before Henry and I moved to Vancouver, he had an apartment downtown and I had...well, I had a basement apartment back then.  Anyway, he was having these weird dreams about the sun.  Weird, because vampires aren't supposed to dream in the first place, and weird because it's the ( Read more... )

Alucard, what could have possibly made you think that this was a good idea?  You couldn't find him a vampire mask?

Or...or an accountant mask or something?  He's already talking about making me crispy and good with ketchup!

[Muffled footsteps]

[thunk]

OWsonofabitch-

[crash]

...Great.

[ooc:  This, boys and girls, is the sound a wizard makes when he bangs his hip on a coffee table trying to quietly leave an apartment.  And no, he has no idea that the voice post activation has busted him.]

Hey there you...uh, people.  There.

I seem to have misplaced an entire television production set.  By accident.

So, if you could just point me the way back there without trying to kill me or destroy the universe that would be great.

Oh, and um, is there a wireless connection around here that hooks up to a different network?  I've been trying to ( Read more... )