once bitten

[darkest0knight]

Hey there you...uh, people.  There.

I seem to have misplaced an entire television production set.  By accident.

So, if you could just point me the way back there without trying to kill me or destroy the universe that would be great.

Oh, and um, is there a wireless connection around here that hooks up to a different network?  I've been trying to

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[tinyvampiregod]

You won't be leaving for a while.

[ex_janvalent852]

Fuck yeah it is don't have to hide what I am and I can go beyond havin acquaintances.

Leavin isn't fuckin easy so you should go get an apartment cause you're gonna be here awhile....they're free and come already furnished so you'll a microwave....hahaha!!

[darkest0knight]

I'm thinking a microwave won't matter very much if you friend here eats me.

[ex_janvalent852]

We're not friends long fuckin story for another time and little Card/Boobscard is gonna keep fuckin with you if you let him....shit if you hang around vampires back in your world then he shouldn't be scarin you so fuckin easy.

[darkest0knight]

I don't hang around vampires. Just one. Hangs around me, kind of.

And I'm not scared! I'm...concerned.

[ex_janvalent852]

Then why the fuck are you still talkin to him and lettin yourself get pushed around....shit if you keep that up you're gonna wind-up gettin talked into meetin him somewhere tonight.

[darkest0knight]

I'm not getting pushed around! I'm negotiating!

[tinyvampiregod]

...Uhhh

How did you know I'm a vmapire? Why do you think I want to eat you and why should I be afraid of a vampire named Henry?

[darkest0knight]

Wizards see what's there.

And you should be afraid of Henry because...he's...scary?

[tinyvampiregod]

Wizard, hmm? How delicious.

What makes Henry so. . scary?

[darkest0knight]

No, not delicious! Fattening. High in cholesterol. I eat beef jerky with cheese-in-a-can regularly. Trust me, you do not want this blood.

Well Henry's got the teeth and the...the grr thing, and the Prince of Darkness get-up and...yeah. Um. Did I mention I could turn you into a frog?

[tinyvampiregod]

The teeth and the grr? Hee~ sounds like a girl to me.

Very delicious. Wizard blood. And I'm so very hungry.

[darkest0knight]

Stay back or I'll fry you. I mean it.

[tinyvampiregod]

I doubt you could <3

Aren't you going to ask my name and see if it rings more fear than your illustrious lover?

[darkest0knight]

Who needs to know th-

Shut up Tony. There's power in a name, remember?

Yeah. Sure. What's your name?

[tinyvampiregod]

My Master calls me Alucard.

I'm going to call you snack.