[Accidental Voice Post]

[darkest0knight]

Geez, what a day...

[sound of someone shifting on a couch, then seven syllables, then...]

What the-

[sound of shattering glass]

HOLY FU--

shiiiiit, what the fuck I haven't done that since I first tried out this spell what the hell's going on?

....Okay.  Where are the tweezers?

Comments

[dark_butler]

Taunt all the vampires around you, why don't you?

[darkest0knight]

Ha ha. It's not like I enjoy having my blood be on the outside of my skin, here.

[dark_butler]

I would be concerned if you did.

[darkest0knight]

Obviously bites don't count.

[stokerwasahack]

Might I suggest no magic for the next three hours?

[darkest0knight]

It was just a Come To Me. I should be able to do that in my sleep.

[stokerwasahack]

Please don't if the result while you're awake is breaking things.

[darkest0knight]

At least the glass is sanitized.

[ohrosalita]

This is a message from the universe, Tony. It's telling you it's unfair to do that while some've us have still gotta walk to the fridge.

...Need any help?

[darkest0knight]

Nah, I'm used to bandaging myself up. How's your luck today, Rose?

[ohrosalita]

Pretty good. So far I've stayed upright and nothing's smacked me in the face, unlike everybody else trapped in this bad Buster Keaton movie.

[darkest0knight]

Yeah, I didn't think I needed to practice my slapstick this much.