Alright, everybody calling me rich and spoiled and that I'm a mommy's boy can piss off ( Read more... )

So my Canadian friend and I were talking, and he mentioned how their version of MTV is MuchMusic, anyways, here's the good part.

I remember a few years ago, during a live request show, some guy phoned in and wanted to see Slayer...
The station said No while on air, so the guy on the phone started swearing and calling them all sellout whores on ( Read more... )

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and now, for my impersonation of a hot topiteer.

Ah-heh-hem.

"I'm a vampire! Read my poetry while we listen to Atreyu!"

*bows*

Thank you.

So I was over visiting my friend at her grandmother's, and her grandmother was in the next room, she made a joke about me so I poked her in the belly button.... here's the continuing convo ( Read more... )

So my friend from Norway sent me some pics he took of the general area of where he lived. The castle picture he didn't take, but he lives about 3 kilometers from it. (I left out all the pics he took of it 'cause they sucked)


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"Last night there was a death on the highway. A motorist was driving and lost control of his vehicle. He was ejected from the vehicle and it then flipped over and rolled on top of the driver, killing him. A tragic accident. And now lets take a look at traffic ( Read more... )

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=home/search/detail/base_pid/410780/

Fender footwear. Does anybody else find that disturbing?

So I found this website with a bunch of irc commedy moments, most of them are like htis...

oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<

or

: If they only realized 90% ( Read more... )

So I went to prom with the lovely Miss Meggles last night. (She looked SO beautiful) It wasn't too bad. we saw rednecks square dancing ( Read more... )