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[dark_x_monkey]

"Last night there was a death on the highway. A motorist was driving and lost control of his vehicle. He was ejected from the vehicle and it then flipped over and rolled on top of the driver, killing him. A tragic accident. And now lets take a look at traffic..."

I was downstairs making an omlette when I heard the news anchor say that. If you're going to not give two shits about the dead, could you at least show them the courtesy of not pretending that you do?