Your results:
You are Emperor Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine
65%
Darth Vader
64%
Lando Calrissian
64%
Han Solo
62%
Luke Skywalker
61%
Qui-Gon Jinn
58%
Jar Jar Binks
58%
Jabba the Hutt
58%
Anakin Skywalker
57%
Mace Windu
57%

You may be successful,
but you are as ugly
as you are evil.


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So I hear the invitations have gone out for your "Big Day." Congratulations to you, as I do wish you the best. I am somewhat sad I was not invited. I mean, we did have such a history, you and I, did we not? I feel slighted, somehow. It is within my power to know when, and where, this is. I could just . . . well, you know. I do so adore being kept ( Read more... )

"You know, back in my day ( Read more... )

Now, I must admit that I was never a huge Heath Ledger fan. I was looking forward to him as the Joker and seeing the Trailer really increased that. I think he was a good actor, and managed to add something to every role he played. But what I am about to follow this with in no way has ANYTHING to do with him portraying perhaps my favorite comic book ( Read more... )

. . . and so I wish a Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife of three years. I love you, Amanda. Thank you for putting up with my shit all year and not killing me in my sleep. :)

To everyone else: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Now get out there and scare someone.

Happy Birthday to Sarah!

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You didn't think I'd forget, did you? :)

Go figure. Dave? The Zombie leader? Never . . .

It has been a long time since I have posted here. Many, many things have happened in my life since my last effort on this page. But recent events in the world have affected me greatly, and once again turned my thoughts to one of the "Great Debates ( Read more... )

Yes, shit is happening in my life. No, I am not going to hang myself or walk off into the sunset like Bill Bixby from the end of the old Incredible Hulk TV show. Please don't panic and start phoning me to make sure I have not done either of these things. I assure you I have not. I am in this to the end no matter where that end might be. I am just ( Read more... )

Alright Dear Readers, I have officially become sick of the zealots abound in our government. In fact . . . let's extend that to ALL zealots in any government. Religion no longer has a place in the ruling body in the modern world. Most of it is superstitious nonsense in any case, and ALL of it is outdated. Not to mention oft mistranslated. So here's ( Read more... )