I nearly died! Freakin hell I nearly died ( Read more... )

Some people get really nervous and uptight about things. Not me. I just screw around and make it uncomfortable for something else ( Read more... )

Okay, I watched "Last Comic Standing" on NBC tonight...pretty good...but a lot of those people are hacks ( Read more... )

All right! This is officially post Number 1. So...let the tirade of Things That Piss Me Off begin ( Read more... )

You're the only reason I'm doing this! So um...this is my test post...and yup...testing...okay I've got nothing. You want funny? You gotta wait for funny. Give me time for the funny! I Gotta warm up!