Condom-ents!

Jun 10, 2004 00:57

All right! This is officially post Number 1. So...let the tirade of Things That Piss Me Off begin!

Ketchup packages. The tiny little fuckers you get at fast food joints. You know the ones...you have to use 10 of them to get anything done. God forbid you supersize! Just take the whole fucking condiment rack to the table with you.

Here's a clue! Make the packages bigger, twice the ketchup and 150% the packaging. I bet that'd save Heinz 10,000 dollars a year!

Aren't you glad that other important stuff doesn't come in tiny, hard to open foil packages. I'm glad condoms aren't like that...at least you don't need 10 of them to get the job done. I hope...::shifty glances::

What really bugs me is the whole concept behind ketchup packets! Did we have an issue with people abusing their bottle privileges? Has society degraded to the point where we can't trust people with condiments any more?

I mean...I wouldn't...but I have issues...not with trust but with condiments.
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