I'm bored

Wow...Michael Jackson died

So Adam Lambert has announced that he's gay.

Somewhere, two people are surpsrised.

And if I ever meet Billy Mays, I'm going to punch him in the dick.

So the wedding's getting closer and closer. It's a little scary to think about. We're under two months away, and it feels like we haven't planned anything.

Through some process I don't fully understand, I appear to be getting married in July.

Someone buy me a new laptop!

GO OBAMA!!!!!!!!

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In case anyone's been living in a cave, Debra Messing has a new show on. This is the first I'd heard of it. They never promote it on USA.
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God, how fucked up is this?

I live in fucking Indiana.

My house was destroyed by a hurricane.

RIP Bernie Mac