DUDE I'M LISTENING TO KID FROST - LA RAZA RIGHT NOW. I AM FUCKING AWESOME.

YOU'RE SO COOL I'M GONNA CALL YOU A CULO.

I have the following essay saved in a text file on my computer from an old SA thread. Who knows why I hold onto things like this.....I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't ( Read more... )

Mom abuse #2

I'm putting my laundry in the machine, all of it together.

Mom: "Aren't you going to separate th-"
Me: "I GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SEPARATED LAUUUUUUNNNNDRRYYYYY. UGGGNHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNHHHHHH NANANANNNANAAAHHHHHHH."

Mom stands still for a minute and tries to finish.

Mom: "Separate the wh-"
Me: "UHGHGHHHHHNNHHHHHH"

She leaves.

I'm so abusive to my mother. I'm regressing to my teens.

Mom: "Is that a Led Zeppelin shirt?"
Me: "I don't know does it say Led Zeppelin across the front in really huge lettering?"

Even though the name sounds like a vaginal disease, I miss having Panera in my city.

OH P.S. LOOK WHAT'S IN HEMET.

SHEEP AND ZEBRAS.


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What.


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Sometimes my eyes are blurry, then I blink and they're clear.

Ok, I'm done for now.

• I watch a lot of Deadliest Catch. I now kinda know a lot about crab fishing and I also now feel horrible about ever eating crab and I might never eat crab again in my life, although I really like the show.
  Sig is my favorite captain. I like the more trashy guy who captains the Time Bandit too during King Crab season but yeah I like Sig better.
  
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My very last show is tonight.

When I get to Fort Collins, that is.

My stupid ass slept in on my nap.

Anyway, listen to 88.9fm if you're local or here: http://krfcfm.org/stream/ in about an hour. If you're hearing Latin music, I'm not there yet.

I'm going out in style! Napping style!!!!