Ooh! Here’s a good idea ( Read more... )

A few minutes ago I was pressing charges at the Drive Thru of the Capitol Hill Jack in the Box ( Read more... )

I saw it again tonight--the coolest video ( Read more... )

The White Asshole (or the Save It For April)

A large civilize wine glass

liberal shot and a half of peach schnapps
2/3 a shot of 100 proof Vodka
1/4 cup of Sprite Remix.+
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He He Hi,,,lk,, mewwww. Fri night sat morn

Hi ( Read more... )

Oh my god. I ordered dominos and now I'm watching VCDs. It's Friday night and I have every intention of going to bed early and reading myself to sleep ( Read more... )

Oh man. I can't even begin to tell you how bad I felt this morning. And I have to blame it on the egg rolls. Or maybe the sweet and sour pork. Sheesh ( Read more... )

Sincerest apologies to all who suffered the Missy Smelly-Butt entry. *sigh* I should pass out more often ( Read more... )

So Missy Smelly-But was looking for some new moves ( Read more... )

It’s all about the landing. I was playing a game called amp when I figured it out ( Read more... )