So: faradaylegacy.

Guys... I want to start a new legacy. See, this is what happened ( Read more... )

Last week, we followed all four Dallas kids to college, where they had lots of sex, generally with the same people.

Also, the family tree has been updated. I actually had to make an entirely new one because I accidentally flattened the .psd of the other one. OOPS.


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Previously on the Dallas Legacy, Evan and Avery became teens. Evan went downtown to search for women and gagged at everyone he met, while Avery had a blind date with Erin's boyfriend, Percy. Then I got bored with playing four teenagers and sent them off to college so I could get bored with four young adults.


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Last we left off, Dionne had ANOTHER SET OF TWINS OMG WHY. All four kids spent hours and hours at the law podium belching and laughing like hyenas. I killed Jason because having eight Sims on a lot is bad for my health. Then Kendra had a rather inappropriate conversation with Greg on her bedThis is a really short update, because I probably won't ( Read more... )

Last we left off, Dionne HATED EVERYTHING THAT EVER EXISTED, EVER. Then she graduated college, married Greg, and popped out twins, Ashley and Erin.


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Since it might be getting a bit confusing by this point.

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Last we left off, poor neglected little Dionne was declared heir, laughed like a hyena, went to college, hated the world, and lost her virginity to Benjamin Long's Irish Nephew in a hot tub!


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On our last episode, Kendra married Jason and popped out three kids: Cody, a really whiny little asshole, Mr. Smileyface Linden, and the most ignored and neglected child evar, Dionne. Worried about Danica's future intentions towards her great-grandchildren, I killed her-THOUGH I WILL MISS HER GREATLY I SWEAR IT. Hayden also died.


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Last we left off, Kendra was declared heir and went to college where she became MY FIRST VAMPIRE EVAR YAYZ!!!!1! and I realized how damned annoying vampires actually are. She also completely autonomously won the heart (and loins) of pedosmiler Jason Stokes. And I killed Cheryl.


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