1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc ( Read more... )

Just finished a root canal, and I'm waiting on my antibiotics. I am still numb from the lidocaine, but I can feel the pain lying in wait for me as soon as it wears off.

I have just had an epiphany. The reason why mormon men seem so gay is that they are gay. They are the Subs in a BDSM scene where Jesus is the Dom. Hence, they talk of him as their "lord", their "Master," and similar terms. They think and talk of nothing but serving their Master and ctering to his whims and commands. He inspires obedience with ( Read more... )

You Are 84% Evil
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mmm... Juicy meat....


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Empty lots rising into earthwork houses. Gardens on rooftops and attached greenhouses. Things too common or standardized to be hand made are built in automated manufactories on the outskirts of town, built and run by Machine Tribe techno-cultists who have knowledge of bizarre and arcane rites. Between the cities, great dirigibles float by like ( Read more... )

In a Past Life...
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We're in Colombia and Mexico and Peru and God knows where because these folk work in the drug trade, and we have A Drug Problem. We have a drug problem because Americans want drugs. It's not Colombia's problem. It's our problem. Why don't we leave Colombia the hell alone ( Read more... )

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Thought that some of my fellow phone monkeys could appreciate this. That, or it will drive them to suicidal despair, but hey.