We're in Colombia and Mexico and Peru and God knows where because these folk work in the drug trade, and we have A Drug Problem. We have a drug problem because Americans want drugs. It's not Colombia's problem. It's our problem. Why don't we leave Colombia the hell alone?
I love this line! An absolute classic.
(for the sake of completeness and copyright, I got this here:
http://www.fredoneverything.net/FOE_Frame_Column.htm)
I don't agree with everything this guy says, but he has thought out his positions, and is usually funny about them as well.