1st Sandvich!

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Heavy woke up in a place that looked nothing like where he'd been prior. RED base was hardly this comfy and nice smelling. It smelled like MEN. Not... nice pretty flowers. But that was unimportant. He'd woken up in a new place sure, but he'd woken up in a new place sure without something he SHOULD have. Anyone walking by 307 Miller Street might

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[teutonictraitor]

[[No. Dear god no. There was no way--really? Please, please, please could this just be some sort of trick. Medic twitched the second he heard Heavy on the phone, and now it wasn't any different.]]

--ah. Herr Heavy. [[Somebody isn't talking too loud.]] I take it you just arrived.

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Okay, so calling for his Medic hadn't worked. This was very disappointing. After running around for a bit, he'll head back to the house he'd come out of. Perhaps more answers there? He'd just have to look around a bit more.

But the voice of a certain someone has him going to the phone he'd discarded on the floor. Sitting on the floor he'll pick the phone up, putting it in his lap and bringing the receiver to his ear gingerly. Didn't want to break the phone after all. SO TINY.]

DOKTOR!

[Are your ears bleeding yet?]

What is place? This is not base, where is team and Sasha?!

[teutonictraitor]

[[YES, THEY ARE. THANK YOU HEAVY. He doesn't answer right off the bat because goddamn that is loud.]]

Nein. Zhis is Mayfield, und some of zhe team is here. Your...Sasha...is not, for zhe moment.

[dakka_dakka_da]

[There is a long silence... he's contemplating what Guntram just told him.]

Mayfield? What is nonsense, Doktor?! No time for vacation, we must get team and crush baby BLUs! [WAIT. HOLD UP. He didn't say... but it couldn't be true...]

... no Sasha? [He sounds almost heart broken.]

(phone, filtered)

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding Oh hey, there was that phone ringing. He'd had enough running around for now, so back at the house, still looking for his gun no doubt, he hears the phone go off. Not interested in picking it up he'll finally go over and do so.]

DA?!

[Have an annoyed sounding Heavy.]

[dakka_dakka_da]

Sniper!

[Oh good, more of his team. This was good news. Except no Sasha still.]

Doktor tell this is Mayfield, that some of team is here, but no find Sasha. Until I find who took Sasha will beat baby BLUs with bare hands!

[wimpyvampire]

Dear GOD must you be any LOUDER?

[dakka_dakka_da]

Quiet little baby! Or crush you through phone! [Someone is not in the mood for your 'tude, Conrad.]

[wimpyvampire]

*HE DOESN'T CARE, YOU'RE ONLY ONE THE PHONE*

L-Little baby!? W-Where the hell are you from?! Russia?!

[dakka_dakka_da]

You are smart baby. Much smarter if stop talking! [He can find you and CRUSH YOU later.]

[freakinblur]

[Scout's on the other side of the street as Heavy's on the prowl.]

Aww geez... seriously?

[dakka_dakka_da]

[And he's running running run-- WAIT.]

YOU!

[Yes you. You better run Scout. Because he's not happy, at all.]

You took my gun! Little teeny man give back or squish like tiny bug! [He's already running full force at Scout from the other side of the street. Big hands out and ready to grab for him and pound him into the sidewalk if he can.]

(ooc: Funny enough I was watching this while checking my tags and tagging fff)

[freakinblur]

[Blinkblink

Well, just like old times! He's jumping out of the way and plans to lead you on a merry chase.]

I didn't take yer freakin' gun, fatty! What the hell would I want with that thing anyway?

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Swinging his arms to try and hit him, he'll yell angrily when he misses. Damn Scouts and being so fast!]

Not matter! Still break you when catch you! Come here! [He needed roller blades to keep up with this guy.]

[istheatmosphere]

[The drone-kids are off at school and Mokuren is in the backyard gardening when she hears Heavy's yell. She goes back inside, where Sasha is still running about tearing half the house apart looking for his gun. Who is this giant ape and why is he in her house? Can she muster the courage to actually speak to him?

Yes she can. Barely.]

Er, may I help you?

[dakka_dakka_da]

[At the voice, Pavel stops, mid lifting the couch up to look under it. He'll drop it, shaking the whole house in the process.]

You, tiny woman, where you put Sasha?

[istheatmosphere]

[Mokuren is going to take a step back.]

Wh-who's Sasha?

[dakka_dakka_da]

My gun. She is big like this-! [He'll hold his hands out, showing her just how big.]

And spins when used, makes loud noise like VRRRRT BZZZZT and many little babies fall at her feet! [He'll laugh, then look serious.]

So where you put Sasha?