1st Sandvich!

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[Heavy woke up in a place that looked nothing like where he'd been prior. RED base was hardly this comfy and nice smelling. It smelled like MEN. Not... nice pretty flowers. But that was unimportant. He'd woken up in a new place sure, but he'd woken up in a new place sure without something he SHOULD have. Anyone walking by 307 Miller Street might

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[The drone-kids are off at school and Mokuren is in the backyard gardening when she hears Heavy's yell. She goes back inside, where Sasha is still running about tearing half the house apart looking for his gun. Who is this giant ape and why is he in her house? Can she muster the courage to actually speak to him?

Yes she can. Barely.]

Er, may I help you?

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[At the voice, Pavel stops, mid lifting the couch up to look under it. He'll drop it, shaking the whole house in the process.]

You, tiny woman, where you put Sasha?

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[Mokuren is going to take a step back.]

Wh-who's Sasha?

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My gun. She is big like this-! [He'll hold his hands out, showing her just how big.]

And spins when used, makes loud noise like VRRRRT BZZZZT and many little babies fall at her feet! [He'll laugh, then look serious.]

So where you put Sasha?

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[Right. Dangerous crazy man. Not too bright.]

I don't have it. It's not here.

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[He's a very sharp crayon... maybe. He's just bad at showing it.]

Then where is?

[Stubborn.]

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Hang on, you must be new here.

We don't get to keep anything with us when we're brought here.

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Da, da!

Just POOF here! [Or he woke up in bed here, either way-]

... nothing? Where they put things they take?!