I hate when ignorant people leave me random aim messages such as this:

donnyboy923: go to hell you fuck

Although i find these messages to be pointless and idiotic, i must admit this particular one was quite humorous to me.

Q: What does a 72 year old snatch taste like?

A: Depends

I was sitting at home last night when i got a call from nasty nate. He told me to get myself cleaned up cus we were going to heartbreakers (a local strip joint), despite the tornado warnings across the northern part of the state. By the end of the night i had blown $130, 45 of which i still owe nate. We got to the club at about 12:45 and payed the ( Read more... )

Things that are good about Hampshire: Kay's Klassy Klassic Kars, Deer Hunter Arcade Game at the truck stop, Shireland.

Things that suck about Hampshire: Fat bitches, the Truck Stop, Shireland being sold.

As I speak i am sitting in between benjamen koelper and joshua weinke. school is stinky.

ELkoelper: Dude ( Read more... )

Steven Seagul has come out of hiding! He has made a mountain dew commerical that displays him kicking ass without even trying. it is great.

Woke up at 1:30 this afternoon. I love spring break. Most of my friends are vacation in areas like Ft. Lauderdale, Las Vegas, or Cali, and im stuck in the M Town, damnit. But ive been makin the most of it at Gods court, ballin every afternoon. I got my truck's front and rear driveshaft fixed, and 3 U-Joints installed and it cost me 400 bux, damnit.

Its always the same old shit in M Town. We got a really hot new girl at our school. Her first day she was approached by a swarm of MCHS fags. Poor Girl. Anyways, id like to set a prediction in stone before tomorrow's game. I believe that the Illini will conquer Duke. Thats all i've got- peace

Tonight i snapped my rear u joints coming back from a job fair in crystal lake. the occurence cost me my fave shirt n pants. damn it.