Koelper @ his best:

[daflo518]

ELkoelper: Dude
daflo518: yo yo
ELkoelper: If I had the pleasure I would give mrs beatie a night she would never forget
daflo518: lol
daflo518: oh yea?
ELkoelper: Dude
ELkoelper: She is real pretty
daflo518: ok Lenny Small, shess not a rabit
ELkoelper: Dude
ELkoelper: Is Shire land sweet?
ELkoelper: I wanna get a stuffed house
ELkoelper: horse
daflo518: u wanna get stuffed?
ELkoelper: By u? of course?