Comments | daethoniel: Forms of Flattery that I would Consider Higher, though Often Creepier, than Imitation.

daethoniel

Forms of Flattery that I would Consider Higher, though Often Creepier, than Imitation.

Feb 12, 2009 19:37

<0> no-strings-attached, no-holds-barred sexual relations.

<0> donating your facebook status.

<0> a chestpiece tattoo of my face, grinning widely, my eyes delicately shaded to indicate hidden knowledge.

<0> a pet gryphon.

<0> making me the final boss in your video game.

<0> a tribute album containing a twelve-song cycle about each year of my K ( Read more... )

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hobbes512 February 13 2009, 03:56:29 UTC

Wouldn't that have to be a 13-song cycle?

daethoniel February 13 2009, 08:28:54 UTC

That would.

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You smartass.

daethoniel February 13 2009, 08:36:08 UTC

Although as I look back, the syntax is ambiguous enough that I could also have a requested a whole twelve song cycle devoted to each year of my schooling. A song a month for thirteen years. Plus skits.

hobbes512 February 13 2009, 14:35:37 UTC

Excellent. Let's go with that interpretation.

anarchodandyist February 13 2009, 05:48:57 UTC

Chip, I love you. And if I ever make a video game, you will totally be the final boss.

nietzscheansmut February 13 2009, 05:57:45 UTC

You can be the final boss of my video game (...that sounds almost like some sort of pickup line), but per regulations I'll have to give angel wings, a strange and impractical sword, and some form of final attack that (as I believe Questionable Content put it) "involves a moose, the demon Baphomet, and a Kuiper Belt object. It takes four hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes."

Seriously I need to find better shit to do with myself etaoin_shrdlu February 13 2009, 06:35:57 UTC

So, it's funny you mention this because I have been working for months on a video game. But it is an ONLINE game.

It is entitled, "QuestFight Adventure".

Re: Seriously I need to find better shit to do with myself daethoniel February 13 2009, 08:39:38 UTC

*eyequirk floorjaw*

I... um... neat. I died a lot.

_kasuri_ February 13 2009, 06:53:00 UTC

I will probably start saying Chip-a-man-of-calamitous-intent from now on, since I know I'll start using it but it's a little long of an appendix (proper word?) to say... =)

daethoniel February 13 2009, 08:54:35 UTC

As a noun "append" probably works. Alternately, might you have been thinking of "epither?"

_kasuri_ February 14 2009, 20:33:24 UTC

Do you mean epithet? And append may work, but neither of those sound quite right...

daethoniel February 14 2009, 22:35:33 UTC

I definitely meant epithet. Mistyped. Also, I'm pretty sure that the term is at least a valid way of talking about the formulaic addition of some title to a name ("breaker of horses" and such).

As I keep trying to guess what word you might've been thinking of: suffix?

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