Forms of Flattery that I would Consider Higher, though Often Creepier, than Imitation.

[daethoniel]

<0> no-strings-attached, no-holds-barred sexual relations.

<0> donating your facebook status.

<0> a chestpiece tattoo of my face, grinning widely, my eyes delicately shaded to indicate hidden knowledge.

<0> a pet gryphon.

<0> making me the final boss in your video game.

<0> a tribute album containing a twelve-song cycle about each year of my K

Comments

[girly123]

May I re-write the Carmina Burana in your honor instead? While having no-strings-attached, no-holds-barred sexual relations?

[nostalgebraist]

Siiiiiiiii puer cum puellula...

[sicaria0]

I will also do my best to append "a man of calamitous intent" to any reference of you I make.

[daethoniel]

I mean, for something I intended as a purely humorous note I have to admit I'd actually be pretty happy if that took off.

[aria_muse]

have you submitted this to mcsweeneys