Comments | daegaer: Most dangerous coffee ever

daegaer

Most dangerous coffee ever

Mar 30, 2016 23:06

Today I passed an establishment called Café by Day. I have, of course, utter faith that its alter ego is Assassins by Night.

she can't be let out in public

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toscas_kiss March 30 2016, 22:23:22 UTC

LMAO! Is one of the baristas a dour redhead?

daegaer March 30 2016, 22:24:33 UTC

I was too terrified to go in! (Also, it looked kinda baaaaad).

viridian5 March 31 2016, 07:55:53 UTC

Also, it looked kinda baaaaad

If they're assassins by night, it probably is. (I doubt they're great florists either.) Who wants to drink super angsty coffee anyway?

daegaer March 31 2016, 09:55:00 UTC

Coffee made with the tears of the damned! Mmmmmn, salty coffee.

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lauand March 30 2016, 22:49:33 UTC

There's no other possible explanation, I concur.

daegaer March 31 2016, 07:06:29 UTC

Pree-cisely!

indelicateink March 30 2016, 23:56:06 UTC

UNLESS this is Schwarz's mocking rival establishment. Nagi would make a terrifying barista.

daegaer March 31 2016, 07:05:47 UTC

"You want a flat white? I'll give you flat."

cattraine March 31 2016, 00:31:30 UTC

*nods sagely* With random customers keeling over from 'caffeine poisoning.'

daegaer March 31 2016, 07:06:56 UTC

To be fair, that's also how I make coffee . . .

incandescens March 31 2016, 02:09:55 UTC

Perfect. :)

daegaer March 31 2016, 07:08:15 UTC

It's tough, making an honest buck in the assassination business - everyone needs a day job!