Most dangerous coffee ever

[daegaer]

Today I passed an establishment called Café by Day. I have, of course, utter faith that its alter ego is Assassins by Night.

Comments

[tekalynn]

What else could it be?

[daegaer]

All evidence points towards the angsty boy killers prowling the streets, milk foamers in hand . . .

ETA: Or even, Angsty-boy killers, ha ha!

[puddingcat]

Is this the Antique Bakery-style cafe about which all crossovers rotate, perhaps?

[daegaer]

Hey, if Ono's making the cakes maybe I should give it a try . . .

[golden_bastet]

Okay, this is gonna make me laugh randomly and scare people all day. And perhaps that is a good thing... :D

[daegaer]

Terror by coffee-induced hilarity! Will no one deny these dark beasts their tomorrows?

[gramarye1971]

The comment above about Antique Bakery makes me really want an assassins!AU for that series now.

[daegaer]

Oh yes! They'd have ridic code names of course, no doubt based on elaborate pastries, and each would have their own super-angsty (angstier) backstory and related preferred killing method. I suppose Chikage might just blunder round amusingly and stumble into people, killing them by accidentally pushing them off a roof/into traffic, but surely Ono would be able to patisserie someone to death? Kanda would presumably use his mad boxing skillz and Tachibana, hmmm - the power of withering sarcasm?

[derien]

<3! Not only the post, but EVERY SINGLE comment and reply - *chortling*.

[daegaer]

:DDD